M - Page 24
MLT'd adj. Slowed by drink to the point where every conversation requires several linked detours before reaching the bar. Jhoanna got MLT'd and took four linked explanations to request a single lemonade. MLU'd adj. Drunk, with the result that each utterance has become markedly shorter than the last. Haci got MLU'd and reduced a detailed complaint about the darts to successive monosyllables. MLWN'd adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the conversation at low water between two respectable remarks. Trivia became MLWN'd and let every discussion ebb away before answering. MLWS'd adj. Drunk to the extent of exposing every submerged thought whenever the social tide falls. Estibaliz went MLWS'd and revealed the full contents of her handbag to the barmaid. MMA'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and joining limbs to obstacles with heat, force and poor alignment. Flourish went MMA'd into the doorframe, leaving the handle slightly warmer than before. MMB'd adj. Loosened by drink into a domestic cipher, multiplying small tasks until none can be decoded. Haana got MMB'd and multiplied the washing-up into several unrelated operations. MMBtued adj. Drunk to a degree that can only be expressed in immense thermal units, though the result is merely warm and chatty. Fallon was MMBtued and radiated confidence beside the radiator. MMC'd adj. Slowed by drink to a composite whose components remain visible but no longer move together. Juelene was MMC'd on the stairs, with each leg contributing at a different rate. MMCD'd adj. Drunk enough to preserve the evening in an obsolete format, with speech arriving in separate tracks. Kirstan was MMCD'd, replaying the same staircase conversation whenever anyone approached. MMD'd adj. Having drunk more than one recollection can distribute evenly, producing a lumpy account by breakfast. Reagann was MMD'd, distributing the night's events unevenly between certainty, silence and invention. MME'd adj. You are drunk and best measured by the number of water glasses required to restore domestic function. Ethyn was MME'd, with two glasses of water beside the sofa and no further ambition. MMEL'd adj. Emboldened by drink to declare which people and objects are no longer essential to the evening. Urie got MMEL'd and removed the birthday cake from his list of required equipment. MMF'd adj. A drinker who generates enough force to carry the whole round once round the bar. Shontina got MMF'd and somehow returned with everyone else's glasses as well. MMFT'd adj. Having drunk more than one relationship can comfortably mediate, and attempting reconciliation between the coats. Nathally became MMFT'd and settled a long-standing disagreement between two umbrellas. MMG'd (/ɛm ɛm d͡ʒiːd/) adj. The state of being drunk and delivering full-powered conversation in sustained bursts across the kitchen. Colita got MMG'd and fired a continuous account of the kettle at the assembled family. MMH'd adj. Drunk past the point of ordinary propulsion, requiring a launch sequence before reaching the kitchen. Bulent was MMH'd and counted down before attempting the short journey to the tap.