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macrocephaliaed adj. Drunk on the strength of a head that reaches the handrail before the rest of the body does. Xzayvien became macrocephaliaed and gave the banister a careful greeting with his forehead. macrocephalied adj. Drunk by the third round, and proportioning every attempt at balance around an overcommitted head. Markeysha went macrocephalied and reached the bottom stair several seconds after her intention arrived. macrocephalismed adj. Sharpened by drink into a large-headed authority on where the glass of water ought to stand. Chibuzo was macrocephalismed and issued detailed instructions about the bedside table. macrocephalused adj. Drunk since last orders, and carrying the head down the stairs as though it had its own momentum. Julia was macrocephalused by the landing and allowed her head to lead the remainder downstairs. macrochaetaed (/makɹəʊˈkiːtəd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and using one exceptionally long finger, toe, or arm to test every step. Devrick was macrochaetaed, probing the staircase with his umbrella before committing to descent. macrochaeted adj. Still drunk, and bristling with long, misplaced gestures whenever speech or balance becomes difficult. Bhavina was macrochaeted on the stairs, pointing at each step before attempting it. macrochambered adj. Too drunk to fit a thought, a person, and the staircase into the same mental compartment. Jamaa became macrochambered and stood in the stairwell waiting for the corridor to provide more room. macrochannelled adj. Sufficiently drunk to follow the widest available route, even when it leads through the flower bed. Merica went macrochannelled and took the broadest possible line from the pub to the front door. macrocharcoaled adj. Having drunk enough to leave a broad, blackened impression wherever the evening's balance gives way. Jorgie-mae was macrocharcoaled, leaving a dark thumbprint on every bannister she attempted to use. macrocheiliaed adj. Having drunk more than the lips can comfortably contain, particularly while explaining the stairs. Tya became macrocheiliaed and lost half her sentence into the glass before reaching the landing. macrocheiriaed adj. Drunk past the point of fitting both hands comfortably round the final pint. Carlynn was macrocheiriaed and needed both hands for the coat she had just put on. macrochelided adj. You have drunk enough to move with the many-legged caution of a mite inspecting unfamiliar territory. Genieve was macrochelided on the stairs, placing each foot as though another might emerge beside it. macrochemistried adj. You are drunk and handling every small physical adjustment as a large-scale experiment with uncertain results. Dreanna went macrochemistried and tested three methods of standing before choosing the wall. macrochimerismed adj. Of a drinker: balance, speech, and intention have combined into one larger creature with incompatible parts. Dhanya was macrochimerismed, walking downstairs confidently while her words travelled in another direction. macrochiriaed adj. Drunk beyond managing a round without distributing glasses to everyone within reach. Vernis went macrochiriaed and returned from the bar with six drinks for four people. macrochloroplasted adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you conspicuously green and collecting the largest available patch of light. Azahlia arrived macrochloroplasted, pale beneath the pub sign and unwilling to leave its illumination.