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macrofluorescenced adj. Drunk to the extent of glowing conspicuously whenever the conversation reaches its dullest point. Ayako became macrofluorescenced and shone socially beside the shut-up bar. macrofoamed adj. Drunk on the strength of a pint whose bubbles have become larger than the remaining judgement. Samella was macrofoamed after the stout and treated its head as a weather system. macrofossiled adj. Drunk since last orders, and settled in place like evidence that the evening happened. Eisha was macrofossiled in the corner, beside a glass no longer serving any purpose. macrofoulanted adj. Drunk by the third round, and large enough in manner to occupy every clean patch of conversation. Karsten grew macrofoulanted and colonised the quiet end of the bar. macrofoulered adj. Drunk by closing time, and fouling the proceedings on a scale visible from the next table. Zakaree became macrofoulered and introduced crumbs to every remaining glass. macrofoulinged adj. Still drunk, and allowing large, unmistakable disturbances to accumulate wherever you have been sitting. Lizeth was macrofoulinged, with abandoned glasses forming a reef around her stool. macrofractured adj. Too drunk to keep the evening in one piece, splitting each plan along a conspicuously large fault. Rives was macrofractured and broke the night into separate arguments about taxis. macrofragmented adj. Sufficiently drunk to retain only large pieces of the conversation, with the joins left to chance. Qiuana became macrofragmented and remembered only the toast and the rain. macrofungused adj. Having drunk enough to become a conspicuous growth at the end of the bar, requiring no close examination. Aksana was macrofungused by closing time, broadening quietly beneath the pub’s dim lights. macrogameted adj. Having drunk more than the smaller drinks can reasonably account for, and behaving as the larger party throughout. Dogus became macrogameted and absorbed the table’s remaining crisps without ceremony. macrogametocyted adj. You have drunk enough to produce a daughter cell of yourself for every person at the bar. Hiilani got macrogametocyted and sent a separate version of the story to each listener. macrogametogenesised adj. You are drunk and generating increasingly elaborate offspring of the original conversation. Audreana became macrogametogenesised, producing new branches from a remark about the darts. macrogametophyted (/ˌmækɹəʊɡəˈmiːtə(ʊ)faɪtd/) adj. Of a drinker: carrying the evening’s larger reproductive burden, though nobody has asked you to. Domenick was macrogametophyted and cultivated every unfinished story at the bar. macrogamonted adj. Of a drinker who has matured into the larger, more conspicuous form of an argument. Camerino became macrogamonted and developed a full position on pub carpets. macrogelled adj. Describing a drinker who has set into a broad, wobbling network around one reliable chair. Cevon was macrogelled beside the radiator, connected to the bar by several empty glasses. macrogenesised adj. A drinker who has developed across the entire life-course of the evening, from sensible arrival to pub furniture. Salik became macrogenesised over four rounds, undergoing every known stage of confidence.