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MMI'd adj. Still drunk, and consulting the nearest machine as though it could approve your decisions. Marieliz got MMI'd and sought directions from the cashpoint for nearly five minutes. MMIH syndromed adj. Drunk to the extent of requiring a formal diagnosis, when the immediate need is simply a chair. Tonyna became MMIH syndromed and was installed carefully beside the coat stand. MMIWG'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and reduced to a quiet presence beside the kitchen glass. Tejean was MMIWG'd on the sofa, where the glass of water remained strategically untouched. MMJ'd adj. Drunk enough to regard the stairs as medicinally calming, provided they are taken sideways. Taiyon was MMJ'd, descending sideways with the composure of a prescribed treatment. MML'd adj. Drunk to the extent of repeating the same short message until everyone present has received it. Iassac got MML'd and sent the group the same two words throughout supper. MMN'd adj. Drunk to a degree that every hyperlink must be investigated before its destination is trusted. Janet got MMN'd and hovered over each menu item before choosing one. MMO'd (/ˌɛm.ɛmˈəʊd/) adj. The state of being drunk and maintaining a persistent world in which everyone present has a role. Kirani was MMO'd, assigning quests to strangers and a healing potion to himself. MMOD'd adj. Having drunk enough to combine tiny falling objects with orbiting rubbish when explaining a perfectly ordinary collision. Irine got MMOD'd and blamed the broken lamp on orbital debris. MMOG'd adj. The condition of a drinker who has recruited the whole room into an online quest for the cloakroom. Drazic was MMOG'd, and the search for his coat acquired several reluctant players. MMORPG'd adj. Sharpened by drink into a role-playing hero whose epic quest concludes at the lavatory door. Brintney was MMORPG'd, accepting the bathroom key as though it were a legendary artefact. MMORPGered adj. Drunk on the strength of prolonged imaginary quests, and now unable to complete the journey to the taxi. Lynder got MMORPGered and searched the beer garden for a legendary doorway. MMORTS'd adj. Softened by drink into a real-time strategist whose grand manoeuvre is moving to the other end of the sofa. Lewis-jay was MMORTS'd, directing a complex advance upon the television remote. MMP'd adj. Drunk on the strength of two votes: one for the sofa and one for whoever fetches water. Tamanika was MMP'd and held a household election between the kitchen and the nearest cushion. MMQ'd adj. Having drunk more than was sensible and acquired a pronounced interest in horizontal furniture. Estelline got MMQ'd and regarded the sofa as a particularly promising therapeutic device. MMR'd adj. Of a drinker who has acquired a rash, a cough, and a questionable explanation for both. Justeen was MMR'd and attributed the red marks to an energetic dance. MMS'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and communicating chiefly in brief, poorly composed dispatches. Emilyanne got MMS'd and sent the same photograph to everyone at the table.