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macroglomerulused adj. Of a drinker who has detected the distant pheromonal promise of a takeaway and abandoned all other signals. Aleishia grew macroglomerulused and detected chips from three streets away. macroglossiaed adj. Describing a drinker who has enlarged the tongue beyond its proper duties and appointed it ambassador to the room. Kaliann was macroglossiaed, appointing the enlarged tongue ambassador to every table. macroglossined adj. A drinker who has taken to the air in short, erratic circuits around the lampshade. macroglycopeptided adj. A drinker so far gone that the evening has become a large, sugary fragment too small to qualify as supper. Estephani became macroglycopeptided and described the pudding as a substantial biological event. macrognathiaed adj. The state of being drunk and conducting the entire evening with jaws of disproportionate ambition. Sylena went macrognathiaed after three rounds, attempting to bite the crisps through the packet. macrogoled adj. The condition of a drinker who has enlarged the evening to the point where constipation treatment seems like a plan. Jeska grew macrogoled and proposed polyethylene glycol as the answer to the evening. macrographed adj. The drunkenness of one who has rendered the whole room visible without magnification, including the dropped olive. Renegade became macrographed and described every object on the carpet in detail. macrographied adj. Reduced by drink to examining the object before you with the naked eye, particularly if it is a breadstick. Bianeth grew macrographied and inspected a breadstick as though it were an artefact. macrograzered adj. Softened by drink into a large-scale grazer, moving steadily from canapé to canapé without strategic purpose. macrograzinged adj. Sharpened by drink into the continuous grazing of whatever remains unattended on the table. Benje grew macrograzinged and reduced the communal snacks by steady attrition. macrogrouped adj. Loosened by drink into a major grouping of one, united chiefly by a shared commitment to finding the toilets. macrogrowthed adj. Emboldened by drink to expand rapidly, particularly when explaining a minor inconvenience to the landlord. macrogyned adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of the larger queen, and unwilling to leave the hive before breakfast. Maygen became macrogyned and presided over the sofa with diminishing mobility. macrogyriaed adj. Drunk and furnished with broad convolutions of thought, separated by fewer and fewer useful grooves. Deba was macrogyriaed and produced expansive thoughts with scarcely any intervening pauses. macrohabitated adj. Drunk to the point where the person contains several environments, multiple organisms and one inconveniently placed kebab. macrohaematuriaed adj. Of a drinker: making the consequences of the evening plainly visible to anyone asked to help. Satish became macrohaematuriaed and required three witnesses before admitting he needed assistance home.