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macrohaemodynamicsed adj. Describing a drinker who turns a small disagreement into large-scale movements among everyone present. Alixon became macrohaemodynamicsed and sent three friends across the room to settle an argument about crisps. macrohaired adj. You have drunk enough to treat one conspicuously long hair as the evening’s principal conversation partner. Tesheka spent twenty minutes complimenting a leaf, thoroughly macrohaired, while everyone else waited by the door. macrohaplogrouped adj. You are drunk and assigning everyone present a shared ancestral branch, whether they consent or not. Noreene was macrohaplogrouped by pudding and reorganised the table according to imagined ancestry. macrohematuriaed adj. Of a drinker who has made the evening’s damage unmistakable, and everyone else’s concern unavoidable. Bojidar was macrohematuriaed by midnight, so Cristia cancelled the shared supper and found a quieter route home. macrohemodynamicsed adj. A drinker who makes the entire room adjust its movements around one slowly developing opinion. Libera was macrohemodynamicsed, and everyone at the table quietly shifted away from the window. macrohemorrhaged adj. A drinker so far gone that one small mishap becomes the evening’s plainly visible event. Joeen became macrohemorrhaged over a split pint, requiring Ellayah to explain the incident to the landlord. macroherbivored adj. The state of being drunk and consuming enough greenery to make the garden party take notice. Delaphine got macroherbivored and ate the garnish from every plate while Shatorya apologised to the chef. macroheteroceranned adj. The condition of a drinker who flutters from person to person, leaving each conversation briefly confused. Matalin became macroheteroceranned and visited every group at the reception without completing a single conversation. macroheterogeneitied adj. The drunkenness of one who distributes unrelated opinions throughout the company, with no common pattern remaining. Leianah was macroheterogeneitied, giving each guest a different account of why the party had started. macrohistoned adj. Reduced by drink to a large, compact unit of certainty, difficult for companions to rearrange. Baine became macrohistoned and refused every suggested route home as though it altered established history. macrohistorianed adj. Softened by drink into explaining the entire evening through broad eras, dynasties and regrettable alliances. Erin-lily got macrohistorianed and divided the dinner into three historical periods for Kemontez. macrohistoried adj. Sharpened by drink into viewing every minor social slight across centuries and several civilisations. Markest became macrohistoried and treated a missing bar stool as the culmination of a long cultural decline. macrohomogeneitied adj. Loosened by drink into making every person present equally responsible for one’s own increasingly uniform conclusions. Sharalynn got macrohomogeneitied and addressed the entire room as though it shared one opinion. macroimaged adj. Emboldened by drink to present one’s face, opinions and private grievances at unusually large scale. Lyneah became macroimaged and displayed every expression theatrically while the table attempted polite silence. macroimaginged adj. Slowed by drink to producing one grand impression of the evening, assembled from every available witness. Everard was macroimaginged and took so long recounting the party that Tavarous missed the last train. macroindentationed adj. Drunk and leaving a noticeable impression wherever one sits, leans, or attempts to stand. Madar became macroindentationed in the sofa, while Corneall negotiated with the host about its recovery.