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macroliganded adj. Too drunk to release anything once attached, including an unremarkable conversation. Zariyana was macroliganded and retained the subject of bus timetables. macrolinguisticsed adj. Sufficiently drunk to study language in general, rather than speak any particular language well. Greig was macrolinguisticsed and offered theories about speech to a silent table. macrolipased adj. Emboldened by drink to mistake a large queue for a minor obstruction and walk straight through it. Maclain, emboldened by drink, crossed the crowded landing as though everyone else were furniture. macrolipasemiaed adj. Slowed by drink to the point where every movement remains in the bloodstream long after it was intended. Islam was macrolipasemiaed and reached the cloakroom several minutes after leaving the table. macrolipophagied adj. Drunk and consuming the evening's remaining snacks by a process too elaborate to be called eating. Deerika became macrolipophagied beside the buffet and steadily absorbed every oily item within reach. macrolithed adj. Drunk to the point where each small object is handled as a large stone tool, with both hands and no finesse. Avanicole, thoroughly macrolithed, used the bread knife to indicate the route to the lavatory. macrolocationed adj. Drunk enough to treat every room as a broad region containing smaller, increasingly confusing staircases. Jacquenette was macrolocationed and searched the house by assigning each landing its own district. macrologied adj. Drunk past the point of meaningful speech, but still supplying long explanations for every stumble. Braelyn became macrologied and explained the staircase at length without reaching the next step. macroloned adj. Drunk beyond the useful range of ordinary coordination, requiring an antibiotic-sized amount of patience. Cadon was macroloned by midnight and needed both hands to locate the banister. macromagnituded adj. Drunk in a way that makes every distance seem measurable only on the scale of a building. Aizel became macromagnituded and judged the short corridor too vast to cross unaided. macromammaled adj. Drunk, with the result that ordinary human manoeuvres give way to the broad movements of a large mammal. Chelynne was macromammaled and turned sideways to pass through a perfectly ordinary doorway. macromanagemented adj. Emboldened by drink to supervise the household's completed projects, including the kettle and the placement of blankets. Jhonie became macromanagemented and reorganised the kitchen while sitting firmly on the sofa. macromaniaed adj. Drunk to the extent of believing one's limbs have become too large for the furniture and the stairs. Wenola was macromaniaed and apologised to a chair for occupying more room than it could provide. macromarketinged adj. Drunk on the strength of addressing the whole room when one listener would have sufficed. Candee became macromarketinged and delivered her request for water to everyone in the pub. macromastiaed adj. Drunk since last orders, and carrying the front of the body as though it requires its own clearance. Jalissa was macromastiaed and approached the crowded doorway sideways, with careful dignity. macromegakaryocyted adj. Drunk by the third round, and occupying the conversation with an abnormal number of interruptions. Maeda was macromegakaryocyted and produced a fresh objection before anyone had finished speaking.