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macromelanophored adj. Drunk by closing time, and visibly enlarging the dark patch beneath each hand that misses its support. Ermalene was macromelanophored, leaving a sequence of fingerprints along the staircase wall. macromelanosomed adj. Still drunk, and carrying each bruise from the evening as though it were an unusually large pigment body. Nemiah was macromelanosomed by breakfast, with new dark evidence of the banister on one arm. macromeliaed adj. Too drunk to judge the length of one's limbs, especially when descending stairs. Siesta was macromeliaed and repeatedly placed a foot where the next step was not. macromered adj. Sufficiently drunk to divide the body into large, unstable portions and propel them in separate directions. Jordi was macromered and reached the landing with his shoulders before his feet agreed to follow. macromerited adj. Having drunk enough to find every surface visibly grainy and every handrail worth examining. Vinecia was macromerited and studied the banister's texture instead of using it to descend. macrometabolismed adj. Having drunk more than the body's large-scale processes can quietly process before the stairs become theoretical. Emilo was macrometabolismed and required a strategic pause halfway to the front door. macrometastasised adj. You have drunk enough to spread from one conversation into every nearby group without a discernible route. Cherry-leigh became macrometastasised and appeared at four tables before finding the coat rack. macrometeorologied adj. You are drunk and forecasting the movement of the room from the way people sway around you. Alder was macrometeorologied and predicted a severe wobble near the staircase. macrometered adj. Of a drinker: estimating every inaccessible stair and doorway by repeated, unsuccessful reaches. Navid was macrometered, measuring the gap to the banister with an extended and wavering hand. macromethoded adj. Of a drinker who has consumed enough to require a large sample before attempting any conclusion. Jaszmine was macromethoded and tested each stair with the whole sole before proceeding. macromiided adj. Describing a drinker who has acquired the hovering, darting movements of a large dragonfly near a lamp. Annelis was macromiided and circled the hallway light before settling beside the stairs. macromineraled adj. Drunk in a way that requires a large amount of mineral water before the journey home. Trey got macromineraled and ordered still water for the entire table after last orders. macromixinged adj. Drunk, with the result that every round is stirred into one large, indistinguishable evening. Jonce became macromixinged and combined the remaining crisps, receipts and coats on one chair. macromobilitied adj. Drunk to a degree that has you moving between pubs as though changing networks. Lakeska got macromobilitied and crossed three neighbourhoods before finding the taxi rank. macromodelled adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the entire journey home as a simplified diagram. Deett became macromodelled and reduced the walk home to arrows drawn on a beer mat. macromolared adj. Drunk on the strength of a tooth large enough to hold the final round in place. Xsavier was macromolared and spent last orders worrying a loose tooth with a beer mat.