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macromelanophored adj. Drunk by closing time, and visibly enlarging the dark patch beneath each hand that misses its support. macromelanosomed adj. Still drunk, and carrying each bruise from the evening as though it were an unusually large pigment body. Nemiah was macromelanosomed by breakfast, with new dark evidence of the banister on one arm. macromeliaed adj. Too drunk to judge the length of one's limbs, especially when descending stairs. Siesta was macromeliaed and repeatedly placed a foot where the next step was not. macromered adj. Sufficiently drunk to divide the body into large, unstable portions and propel them in separate directions. macromerited adj. Having drunk enough to find every surface visibly grainy and every handrail worth examining. Vinecia was macromerited and studied the banister's texture instead of using it to descend. macrometabolismed adj. Having drunk more than the body's large-scale processes can quietly process before the stairs become theoretical. Emilo was macrometabolismed and required a strategic pause halfway to the front door. macrometastasised adj. You have drunk enough to spread from one conversation into every nearby group without a discernible route. macrometeorologied adj. You are drunk and forecasting the movement of the room from the way people sway around you. Alder was macrometeorologied and predicted a severe wobble near the staircase. macrometered adj. Of a drinker: estimating every inaccessible stair and doorway by repeated, unsuccessful reaches. Navid was macrometered, measuring the gap to the banister with an extended and wavering hand. macromethoded adj. Of a drinker who has consumed enough to require a large sample before attempting any conclusion. Noahh was macromethoded, demanding a large sample of coffee before judging the morning. macromiided adj. Describing a drinker who has acquired the hovering, darting movements of a large dragonfly near a lamp. Annelis was macromiided and circled the hallway light before settling beside the stairs. macromineraled adj. Drunk in a way that requires a large amount of mineral water before the journey home. Bellany became macromineraled, requiring substantial mineral water before any further locomotion was attempted. macromixinged adj. Drunk, with the result that every round is stirred into one large, indistinguishable evening. macromobilitied adj. Drunk to a degree that has you moving between pubs as though changing networks. Lakeska got macromobilitied and crossed three neighbourhoods before finding the taxi rank. macromodelled adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the entire journey home as a simplified diagram. Deett became macromodelled and reduced the walk home to arrows drawn on a beer mat. macromolared adj. Drunk on the strength of a tooth large enough to hold the final round in place. Xsavier was macromolared and spent last orders worrying a loose tooth with a beer mat.