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macromoleculed (/ˈmækɹəʊˌmɒlɪkjuːld/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and joined to every conversation in the room by long invisible chains. Cieana was macromoleculed, attached to three separate farewells and missing the taxi. macromonomered adj. Drunk by the third round, and still chemically prepared to join another. Magdelana was macromonomered and accepted a final round despite having already put on her coat. macromorphologied adj. Drunk by closing time, and visibly rearranged into the broad structure of someone going home. Shanessa was macromorphologied by closing time, recognisable mainly by her coat and handbag. macromosaicked adj. Still drunk, and assembled from large, poorly matching pieces of the evening. Daniylah remained macromosaicked, recalling the pub, the kebab and nobody in between. macromothed adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat every streetlamp as a destination and every coat as shelter. Demariyon became macromothed and paused beneath each lamp on the walk home. macromulticycled adj. Having drunk enough to make the journey home by several overlapping routes. Yoselina was macromulticycled and described four separate ways home before choosing none. macromutationed adj. Having drunk more than the evening can accommodate, and changed substantially by last orders. Gerardette was macromutationed by closing time, having developed a new route and a different surname. macromutationismed adj. You have drunk enough to believe that one final round can alter the whole evening. Mikalah became macromutationismed and argued that another round would improve the journey home. macromutationisted adj. You are drunk and committed to the view that last orders have transformed you for the better. Janiia was macromutationisted, declaring the coat she had borrowed an improvement on her own. macromyceted adj. Of a drinker: spread through the pub like a large fungus, with coats gathered beneath. Jenalee became macromyceted beneath the cloakroom hooks, unwilling to leave after last orders. macromyelonned adj. Of a drinker who has surrendered the higher functions and is following the coat in front home. Cauley was macromyelonned after last orders, walking steadily behind the wrong coat. macron belowed adj. A drinker who places the emphasis beneath the conversation, usually while looking for a coat. Kaiyla was macron belowed, searching under the bench for a jacket that was on her shoulders. macronarianed adj. A drinker so far gone that the route home requires a prehistoric stride and several resting places. Elizabeht was macronarianed, crossing the car park in immense, deliberate steps. macronationalitied adj. The condition of a drinker who has established firm borders around the remaining drinks and the route home. Taniel was macronationalitied, defending the last pint and declining all proposed shortcuts. macronationed adj. The state of being drunk and governing a sovereign territory consisting chiefly of one's coat and bar stool. Breniyah became macronationed and declared the corner table independent after last orders. macroniched adj. The drunkenness of one who has occupied a large, highly specific corner of the evening and cannot be moved. Airik became macroniched beside the radiator and rejected every suggestion involving the front door.