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macronned (/ˈmækɹɒnd/) adj. Describing a drinker who prolongs every vowel when announcing the final round. Kamyl was macronned, extending the word 'taxi' until the driver nearly left. macronoded adj. Reduced by drink to a large junction at which every route home briefly terminates. Barbaralee was macronoded outside the pub, receiving directions from every departing group. macronoduled adj. Softened by drink into a large, portable swelling beneath the coat rack. Tachic became macronoduled beside the cloakroom, rounded by drink and reluctant to detach. macronovaed adj. Drunk by closing time, and undergoing a stellar-scale eruption of previously contained opinions. Jahnelle became macronovaed and announced that the bar's furniture had undergone a significant historical transition. macronucleused adj. Still drunk, and directing all ordinary bodily functions while reproductive judgement has entirely ceased. Niaja remained macronucleused, organising the taxis while declining every sensible suggestion. macronutriented adj. Softened by drink into requiring large quantities of everything, particularly those substances least required. Macedonio became macronutriented and requested a meal capable of supporting a small ecosystem. macronutritioned adj. Having drunk enough to treat the science of large requirements as a personal dietary prescription. Toniah became macronutritioned and explained that modest portions were incompatible with the evening's research. macronymed (/ˈmæk.ɹə.nɪmd/) adj. Having drunk more than one should, and nesting abbreviations inside explanations of diminishing usefulness. Jadalyn got macronymed and explained the pub's licensing arrangements entirely through recursive initials. macronymphaed adj. You have drunk enough to deliver an anatomically precise lecture to an audience that did not request one. Markece became macronymphaed and introduced the subject during a discussion of railway timetables. macronyssided adj. You are drunk and have acquired the persistent, nocturnal attentions of a very small household nuisance. Caisey was macronyssided, scratching discreetly and blaming the upholstery for the disturbance. macroorchidismed adj. Of a drinker: carrying the evening's confidence in conspicuously enlarged form, with corresponding difficulty negotiating doorways. Aryeh was macroorchidismed and approached the narrow hallway with the solemnity of an engineering survey. macroorganismed adj. Describing a drinker who has grown too conspicuous to require anything more sophisticated than direct observation. Aliyza was macroorganismed by eleven, visible from every table and several neighbouring establishments. macropained adj. A drinker who has reduced every difficulty to a large internal mechanism processing complaints at leisure. Brianni became macropained and treated a missing coaster as a matter for prolonged biochemical analysis. macropaleontologied adj. A drinker so far gone that ancient remains, rather than living company, seem the proper subject of enquiry. Adaryl grew macropaleontologied and identified the buffet fossils according to an entirely personal chronology. macroparadigmed adj. The state of being drunk and operating within a broad explanatory scheme which no particular fact can survive. Revyn became macroparadigmed and interpreted the lost umbrella as evidence of a cultural transformation. macroparametered adj. The condition of a drinker who has made every small decision depend upon one grand and unmanageable variable. Johnboy was macroparametered and would not choose pudding until the entire evening had been modelled.