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macroparasited adj. The drunkenness of one who has become visibly attached to proceedings while contributing chiefly to their depletion. Leighna was macroparasited by midnight, attached to the group and consuming its remaining attention. macroparticled adj. Reduced by drink to a large, slowly moving unit whose trajectory is governed by surrounding furniture. Marguery was macroparticled and changed direction only after substantial contact with the sideboard. macropartisanshipped adj. Softened by drink into shifting allegiance according to whoever most recently offered another round. Ganiyah grew macropartisanshipped and changed political loyalties between successive visits to the bar. macropatched adj. Sharpened by drink into an indiscriminate, group-wide inspection of everyone else's faults. Shradha became macropatched and applied one severe judgement to the entire table. macropathologied adj. Loosened by drink into a catalogue of gross anatomical changes, chiefly those imagined in nearby acquaintances. macropelleted adj. Emboldened by drink to regard one's own compact mass as sufficient authority for entering any discussion. Jabriel got macropelleted and inserted himself into the darts dispute without possessing any relevant information. macropenised adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of an unusually large appendage being carefully brought through a doorway. macroperspectived adj. Drunk and viewing the evening from such a broad scale that individual objections have ceased to register. macropetalichthyided adj. Drunk to the point where every conversation is conducted from behind an ancient, armoured aquatic exterior. Aydin became macropetalichthyided and addressed the supper table with the bearing of a fossilised authority. macropexophagied adj. Drunk enough to consume the protective structures around one's own better judgement, organelle by organelle. macrophaged adj. You are drunk and clearing away the evening's debris while displaying it to passing lymphocytes. macrophagied adj. Of a drinker who has become oddly fond of consuming whatever the evening leaves behind. macrophagocyted adj. Of a drinker: tidying up every remnant of the night, including substances nobody remembers introducing. Chamara was macrophagocyted by breakfast, collecting stray olives and explaining their provenance. macrophallismed adj. Describing a drinker who carries an oversized confidence through a doorway of ordinary proportions. macrophallused (/ˌmækɹəʊˈfæləsd/) adj. A drinker who has mistaken ordinary morning discomfort for a matter of considerable scale. macrophanerophyted adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning finds them towering over the garden, though not entirely upright. Jahleil stood macrophanerophyted among the laurels, apparently thirty metres tall to himself.