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MMSE'd adj. Drunk enough to fail a simple mental examination while insisting the questions are unfairly worded. Ha was MMSE'd, naming the pub as both the current location and the capital city. MMT'd adj. Drunk to the point where every decision is treated as fuel, and hesitation as engine trouble. Bernitha got MMT'd and accelerated the evening by inviting strangers to a breakfast meeting. MMU'd adj. Drunk in a way that reallocates the evening's available attention whenever a new round appears. Tanira got MMU'd and diverted the taxi money into one final round. MMathed adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating ordinary arithmetic as an advanced academic qualification. Mag got MMathed and awarded the bill a distinction for being nearly correct. MMetted adj. You have drunk enough to forecast rain from the condition of your own hat. Kishanna got MMetted and delayed departure while predicting a shower from the pavement. MN'd adj. The state of being drunk and nursing the whole party through the final administrative arrangements. Tamaira got MN'd and supervised coats, keys and the division of the fare. MNA'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and representing the interests of the constituency known as the kitchen. Dmonte was MNA'd and delivered a short speech beside the microwave. MNC'd adj. Drunk, with the result that every available social circle is treated as a corporate division. Tsion was MNC'd and appointed representatives for the bar, the pavement, and the queue. MND'd adj. Describing a drinker who has lost command of the machinery without losing its ambitions. Astraya was MND'd and attempted to steer her knees towards the buffet. MNO'd adj. Loosened by drink into an operator of a personal network whose coverage exceeds its maintenance. Binyamin became MNO'd and connected strangers who had not sought the service. MNP'd adj. Slowed by drink to the point where even changing allegiance between networks requires authorisation. Aylia was MNP'd and spent ten minutes transferring her loyalty from one chair to another. MNPI'd adj. Loosened by drink into possessing crucial information about the evening which nobody else is permitted to know. Jacqeline woke MNPI'd, guarding the kitchen's decisive information from everyone at breakfast. MNT'd adj. Drunk beyond nutritional guidance, with enough imbalance to require a meal and a railing. Mazikeen was MNT'd, prescribing chips before attempting the staircase. MO drived adj. Still drunk, and storing the evening on a disc from which retrieval is slow but theoretically possible. Storee remained MO drived, searching the glove compartment for last night's conversation. MO'd adj. Drunk enough to operate according to a fixed method: pub, pint, crisps, denial, repeat. Attalia was MO'd, following the same route from bar to smoking shelter all evening. MOA'd adj. Slowed by drink to judging the accuracy of every movement in inches at a hundred yards. Nikera was MOA'd by breakfast, measuring the gap between bed and bathroom with grim precision.