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macropiaed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every object appear larger than the headache responsible for it. Kimiya woke macropiaed, regarding a small glass of water as an architectural feature. macropinacoided adj. Drunk to the extent of lying parallel to every available surface, preferably along its longest axis. macropinocytosised adj. Drunk on the strength of absorbing a large quantity of liquid and retaining it somewhere inward. Haillie was macropinocytosised, retaining an alarming quantity of water somewhere inward. macropinosomed adj. The condition of a drinker who mistakes every passing container for a spacious receptacle and fills it with whatever is nearest. Nadea became macropinosomed and poured crisps into the flower vase as though it were a sensible vessel. macropipetted adj. The drunkenness of one who dispenses large, confident measures without once consulting the size of the receiving glass. Bedran got macropipetted and filled the espresso cups from a pint jug without hesitation. macropixelled adj. Reduced by drink to broad, blocky impressions, yet confident that every blurred detail is perfectly clear. macroplanktivored adj. Softened by drink into an indiscriminate feeder, taking whatever is offered in large floating pieces. Ivandejesus became macroplanktivored and ate the decorative fruit directly from the punch bowl. macroplanktonned adj. Sharpened by drink into a person who spots large drifting objects and confidently assigns them a purpose. Michaeljohn was macroplanktonned and declared the floating lemon slices to be a navigation system. macroplanninged adj. Loosened by drink into grand plans whose scale increases precisely as their details disappear. Ellecia became macroplanninged and proposed renovating the entire seaside before breakfast. macroplanted adj. Emboldened by drink to stand conspicuously in the wrong place and insist that this is where one belongs. macroplasiaed adj. Slowed by drink to the point where one bodily impulse develops far beyond the evening's available judgement. macroplasmodiumed adj. Drunk and spreading slowly across the room, adopting each surface and opinion encountered on the way. macroplasticked adj. Drunk to the point where every large floating fragment is treated as useful, permanent and probably one's own. Laeticia became macroplasticked and carried a broken sign through the pub as a household improvement. macroploted adj. Drunk enough to claim a large, square area for a decision that would have fitted on a coaster. Moussa got macroploted and marked out the whole beer garden for a single game of cards. macropoded adj. Drunk past the point of walking conventionally, proceeding by determined bounds and a private sense of direction. Itsuki went macropoded and crossed the car park in several ambitious leaps. macropodiaed adj. Drunk beyond ordinary footwork, with each step requiring a separate and increasingly confident negotiation.