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macropodianed adj. Drunk in a way that makes ordinary walking seem insufficient and every journey an opportunity for bounding. Keyaria got macropodianed and cleared the puddle by a margin nobody had requested. macropodided adj. Drunk, with the result that every obstacle invites a springing solution rather than a sensible route around it. Kelveon became macropodided and vaulted the low wall instead of using the gate. macropodiformed adj. Drunk to a degree that turns a simple departure into a sequence of proud, poorly judged leaps. Taylah was macropodiformed and jumped from the doorstep before checking where the pavement ended. macropodined adj. Drunk to the extent of treating spring-loaded movement as a reasonable substitute for balance. Jinan became macropodined and bounced through the station with complete confidence. macropoliticsed adj. Drunk on the strength of a broad opinion, confidently applying it to every local difficulty in reach. Sareli got macropoliticsed and attempted to settle the queue by redrawing its borders. macropollutanted adj. Drunk since last orders, and large enough in consequence to affect every nearby conversation. Salia became macropollutanted and introduced a substantial disturbance into the quiet corner. macropolymered adj. Drunk by the third round, and bonded permanently to whichever plan or person was nearest. Kyreem got macropolymered and attached himself to the strangers' darts team for the evening. macropored adj. Drunk by closing time, and allowing every suggestion to pass through without the usual resistance. Berchman became macropored and agreed to host breakfast for twelve people he had just met. macroporositied adj. Still drunk, and remarkably open to ideas, liquids and invitations that a narrower person would have stopped. Carlvin remained macroporositied and accepted a lift, a dog and a second breakfast before noon. macroposthiaed adj. Too drunk to notice that one's confidence has extended considerably beyond the point at which it was useful. Isibeal was macroposthiaed and continued giving the bouncer detailed advice on door management. macropotentialed adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard every minor possibility as a very large force demanding immediate action. Enesha became macropotentialed and treated the spare chair as a major opportunity for expansion. macropracticed adj. Having drunk enough to apply a broad social solution with great assurance, regardless of the people involved. Jackalyn got macropracticed and attempted to resolve the whole office's tensions over one round of shots. macropredationed adj. Slowed by drink to hunting only what is large enough to notice from the sofa. Karriem spent the evening macropredationed, pursuing only the largest crisps within reach. macropredatored adj. Drunk and stalking the kitchen for prey too substantial to fit in a bowl. Adriah became macropredatored and pursued the unattended lasagne with surprising patience. macroprismed adj. Drunk to the point where every corner of the room appears to meet in a larger crystal. Tonya sat macroprismed beside the sofa, aligning the glasses by their imagined facets. macroproblemed adj. Drunk enough to regard a missing coaster as a large-scale domestic problem. Khaleigh grew macroproblemed when nobody could locate the glass of water.