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macrorheometered adj. Having drunk more than a large measuring instrument could usefully quantify without being brought another pint. Kenzlynn was macrorheometered, requiring the entire table to assess the evening's viscosity. macrornaed adj. You are drunk and producing a larger-than-usual quantity of conversational material. Tyshea was macrornaed by supper and translated a simple compliment into a lengthy address. macroroughnessed adj. You have drunk enough to acquire a coarse, large-scale manner that catches on every conversation. Tyrone went macroroughnessed, making even a polite request for vinegar sound like scaffolding. macroruptured adj. You are drunk and split suddenly across a substantial portion of the evening's arrangements. Khendal went macroruptured when the taxi plan broke open between the bar and the kebab shop. macrosaccaded adj. Of a drinker: making unusually large jumps of attention, from the barmaid to the ceiling fan. Aleysa was macrosaccaded, snapping her attention from the darts match to a distant teaspoon. macrosampled adj. Of a drinker who has taken a broad sample of the bar's offerings and formed conclusions from it. Derwin, macrosampled, declared the entire drinks list acceptable after one circuit of the pumps. macrosatellited adj. Describing a drinker who has acquired a small orbit of companions and no longer travels independently. Belia became macrosatellited, with two friends circling whenever she approached the bar. macroscaled adj. A drinker who has enlarged every minor pub matter until it occupies the scale of an event. Yasmein went macroscaled and treated a spilt lager as a matter for formal representation. macroscelideaned adj. A drinker so far gone that the search for the lavatory becomes a long-eared expedition through undergrowth. Cecele went macroscelideaned, nosing along the corridor towards the lavatory with surprising purpose. macroscelided adj. The state of being drunk and darting about the pub with small-animal purpose and disproportionate ears. Isaish became macroscelided, making quick visits to every corner without explaining any of them. macroscelidided adj. The condition of a drinker who moves through the pub like a large-eared creature pursuing a private scent. Symaya was macroscelidided, following an invisible trail from the bar to the smoking door. macroschizonted adj. The drunkenness of one who has divided into several large, independently troublesome versions across the pub. Elisia went macroschizonted, appearing at the bar, the darts board, and the pavement within minutes. macrosclereided adj. Reduced by drink to a rigid outer column, planted firmly wherever the last pint found you. Shanrica became macrosclereided, standing upright against the bar like part of its structure. macroscoped adj. Softened by drink into a wide-field observer, taking in the whole pub while missing the near details. Autmn went macroscoped and described the entire room without noticing the drink in hand. macroscopiaed adj. Sharpened by drink into seeing the pub's ordinary objects as considerably larger than they are. Flavius became macroscopiaed and attempted to carry a pint glass as though it were a bucket. macroscopicitied adj. Still drunk, and treating every visible object as a matter of national importance before sitting down. Etia, thoroughly macroscopicitied, delivered a survey of the room before noticing the chair.