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macroscopicsed adj. Too drunk to distinguish a grand public phenomenon from the coat rack in front of you. Rielley was macroscopicsed, attributing the coat rack's movement to a broader social tendency. macroscopied adj. Sufficiently drunk to inspect the whole room with the naked eye and miss the dropped keys. Darbey went macroscopied, surveying the lounge while standing on the missing keys. macrosculptured adj. Having drunk enough to mistake the shell of a prawn for a monument of considerable scale. Kendrah became macrosculptured and praised the prawn as an ambitious coastal memorial. macroseedinged adj. Having drunk more than enough to treat one remaining ice cube as the foundation of a crystalline dynasty. Merrilee grew macroseedinged and appointed the last ice cube founder of a new order. macroseepaged adj. You have drunk enough to release substantial quantities of sentiment, chiefly about the taxi. Meleyah became macroseepaged and leaked profound gratitude towards the waiting taxi. macrosegmented adj. You are drunk and dividing every utterance into formal sections, including the request for crisps. Narice went macrosegmented, pausing between each clause of a request for crisps. macrosegregationed adj. Of a drinker: compositionally uneven after irregular movement, with the crisps deposited at one side. Peggye was macrosegregationed, having migrated across the sofa while retaining all the crisps. macroseismed adj. Slowed by drink to a severe domestic tremor, each journey from sofa to kitchen requiring structural assessment. Krystn was macroseismed and crossed the kitchen with the caution of a damaged building. macroseismologied adj. Of a drinker who has begun studying every tremor in the table, particularly the one caused by standing. Lindie became macroseismologied and investigated the table's vibrations before attempting the stairs. macrosemiided adj. Describing a drinker who has assumed the solemn, extinct bearing of a fish preserved in a drawer. Rosaisela was macrosemiided, gazing across the bar with the patience of an ancient specimen. macrosemiiformed adj. A drinker who has acquired the aspect of an extinct fish, but still wants the bill explained. Farhaan grew macrosemiiformed and regarded the bar staff as though newly recovered from stone. macrosequenced adj. A drinker so far gone that the evening has become a long film, with the kebab as its climax. Meraris became macrosequenced, recounting the evening in scenes while holding the kebab. macrosetaed adj. The state of being drunk and furnished with one conspicuously long bristle, usually a stray hair. Dorwin was macrosetaed, presenting one magnificent eyebrow hair for public consideration. macroshocked adj. The condition of a drinker who has suffered a large-scale shock on discovering the pub has closed. Annistyn went macroshocked when the landlord removed the final glass from the table. macrosialinned adj. The drunkenness of one who has become heavily coated in solemnity and sauce. Kanaiyah was macrosialinned, thickly composed and faintly attached to the kitchen table. macrosimulationed adj. Reduced by drink to modelling the entire evening while ignoring the individual problem of getting home. Maxten became macrosimulationed and explained the party without accounting for his own missing shoe.