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MOAB'd adj. Loosened by drink into a domestic detonation, scattering cushions and alarming the kitchen cupboards. Caydenn got MOAB'd and produced a modest blast among the sofa cushions. MOAL'd adj. Drunk to the point where the mid-term goal is simply to locate water and remain horizontal. Allize was MOAL'd by breakfast, having revised every ambition down to finding the bathroom. MOALD'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and depositing one precise layer of confidence upon another. Baz got MOALD'd and built his explanation in thin, self-limiting layers. MOAS'd adj. Of a drinker: detecting every obstacle too late to avoid it. Josheua went MOAS'd into the umbrella stand, having identified it only on contact. MOASS'd adj. The drunkenness of one who has engineered a spectacular rise in confidence followed by an immediate collapse. Tiondra was MOASS'd, having valued her breakfast speech highly before losing the thread. MOB'd adj. Loosened by drink into fussing over formal details that nobody had planned to observe. Rayella was MOB'd, adjusting napkins and asking whether breakfast required a receiving line. MOBA'd adj. Having drunk enough to conduct a domestic campaign from the sofa, with every cushion a contested arena. Raizo got MOBA'd and defended the television remote from three cushions away. MOC'd adj. Too drunk to distinguish the social categories of the people now helping you find your coat. Noraida was MOC'd by last orders and thanked everyone in the cloakroom equally. MOCA'd adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing the sofa from the protective casing intended to surround it. Deseree was MOCA'd and attempted to sit inside the cushion arrangement rather than on it. MOCC'd adj. Drunk to a degree that the maintenance operations control centre is relocated to the kitchen table. Herrick went MOCC'd and coordinated the recovery of every glass from the kitchen. MOCVD'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and depositing elaborate material from the vapour phase of conversation. Alfrieda became MOCVD'd and supplied a careful coating of detail to an ordinary question. MOD'd adj. You have drunk enough to declare the nearest disagreement a matter of national defence. Ninah became MOD'd and guarded the last sausage roll as though borders depended on it. MODS'd adj. The condition of a drinker who has allowed the evening's separate systems to fail in rapid succession. Foua was MODS'd by the fourth round, losing balance, change and the thread of conversation. MOE'd adj. Drunk on the strength of a single official explanation, which must now be delivered to everyone. Jamai was MOE'd and issued guidance on queueing to people already seated. MOF'd adj. Of a drinker who has stored several rounds in a porous internal framework and is now releasing them slowly on the journey home. Esme-jade got MOF'd and released a careful account of every round between the pub and the station. MOFU'd adj. Too drunk to pass through the middle of the funnel without spilling speech, balance, and whatever remains in the glass. Nyoka was MOFU'd, narrowing towards the staircase while losing coordination at every stage.