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macrovariabled adj. Of a drinker who has made the body's settings alterable from outside, particularly at the stairs. Kristepher had gone macrovariabled, allowing the banister to determine both speed and direction. macrovariationed adj. Describing a drinker who changes markedly between consecutive steps, sentences and attempts to stand. Lindol was macrovariationed, steady at the bar and unexpectedly nautical by the first stair. macrovasculatured adj. A drinker who has delegated circulation, balance and general direction to the larger internal plumbing. Laleta was macrovasculatured, visibly relying on the body's main routes to remain upright. macrovasculopathied adj. A drinker so far gone that the larger vessels appear to have taken responsibility for coordination and speech. Shanaiya was macrovasculopathied, speaking slowly while her feet pursued separate arterial routes. macrovegetationed adj. Drunk to a degree that the journey home has become a landscape of large, stationary greenery. Somtochukwu got macrovegetationed and waited beside the hedge for the pavement to settle. macroversed adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the whole evening, including the coat rack, as a universe. Waden became macroversed and assigned separate galaxies to the pub and the taxi rank. macrovertebrated adj. Drunk on the strength of a large backbone and the conviction it can manage one more round. Damirah was macrovertebrated enough to carry every coat and still request another round. macrovesicled adj. Drunk since last orders, and carrying the evening in one large, poorly managed reserve. Dellareese grew macrovesicled and stored the last round somewhere no taxi could reach. macrovesselled adj. Drunk by the third round, and conducting every route home through unusually large channels. Ariee became macrovesselled and directed the group along the widest road to the station. macrovibrissaed adj. Drunk by closing time, and relying on conspicuously large whiskers to locate the way out. Hariz looked macrovibrissaed, feeling along the coat hooks for a route home. macrovillused adj. Still drunk, and extending into every available space like an unnecessarily large surface. Katon remained macrovillused across three seats while everyone else collected their coats. macrovirused (/ˈmækɹoʊˌvaɪɹəsd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to spread one short instruction through every available conversation. Ulisa became macrovirused and told the entire pub that the last bus was definitely hers. macroviscositied adj. Having drunk enough to make every movement through the evening noticeably resistant to change. Marissah grew macroviscositied and took several minutes to put on one coat. macroweared adj. Having drunk more than the evening can comfortably support, with the teeth showing it first. Hadar was macroweared and considered the coat zip a demanding piece of engineering. macroweathered adj. You have drunk enough to mistake a short walk home for a long-term climate. Amarn became macroweathered and dressed for several seasons before leaving the pub. macroworlded (/ˈmækɹoʊˌwɝldd/) adj. You are drunk and discussing the whole town when asked merely where your coat is. Pihu became macroworlded and explained the city's transport system instead of finding the cloakroom.