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MOH'd adj. Drunk enough to award yourself a medal for completing ordinary tasks. Vivianna got MOH'd after finding her coat and accepted congratulations from the cloakroom attendant. MOI'd adj. You are drunk and treating each minor mishap as an incident requiring a formal account of injury. Kayden-james became MOI'd and asked Tashaunda to document the bruise acquired from the harmless ottoman. MOID'd adj. Drunk to the point where the shortest route home is calculated but not taken. Raielle was MOID'd at last orders, measuring the distance to every taxi without approaching one. MOJS equationed adj. Sufficiently drunk to reduce every movement to a formal account of currents, forces, and falling into the water. Measha got MOJS equationed and explained the bath's tides before sitting down. MOLAP'd adj. The state of being drunk and analysing the evening across several dimensions, chiefly rounds, coats and distance home. Edwing was MOLAP'd, comparing the final round by price, volume and taxi availability. MOLLE'd adj. Having drunk enough to attach every loose possession to yourself, including several items belonging to others. Aynara got MOLLE'd and returned from the cloakroom with three unfamiliar umbrellas. MOM'd adj. Drunk to a degree that distributed systems of friends receive messages from you without agreeing on a response. Abygael got MOM'd and sent separate instructions to everyone managing her departure. MON'd adj. A drinker who resists the consequences of speed and heat only by refusing to acknowledge either. Esme-leigh was MON'd and accelerated through the conversation without igniting it completely. MOND'd adj. Still drunk, and extending the laws of motion to avoid admitting that the floor is moving. Ayme was MOND'd, proposing new dynamics rather than accept responsibility for the tilted chair. MONGO'd adj. Drunk in a way that makes one’s own small organisation impossible to manage, especially on stairs. Vidale was MONGO'd and held a meeting with himself halfway up the staircase. MOOC'd (/muːkd/) adj. Having drunk more than one can sensibly enrol for, and now offering free instruction to the room. Christoval got MOOC'd and began a complimentary course in folding napkins. MOOP'd adj. Too drunk to notice the crisp packet beside the bin, though perfectly able to identify its rightful location. Saleigh was MOOP'd, leaving a cheese wrapper beside the bin while searching for the recycling. MOOTW'd adj. Drunk to the extent of conducting several operations which are not, strictly, a war. Zilpah was MOOTW'd and secured the last two stools without incident. MOP'd adj. You have drunk enough to penetrate any obstacle, except the modest obstacle of standing up. Glyn got MOP'd and claimed the armchair had been structurally defeated. MOPP'd (/mɒpd/) adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the evening requiring a regimen, a timetable, and supervision. Ffredi got MOPP'd and required a carefully managed transfer from stool to taxi. MOPS'd adj. Of a drinker: buffered against every sharp exchange, yet still precipitating slowly towards the carpet. Tenuun became MOPS'd and absorbed the insult with impressive chemical calm.