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madjooned adj. Drunk to the extent of mistaking a honeyed recreational paste for an entirely respectable supper. Caullin became madjooned and praised the bar snacks as though they had medicinal properties. madjouned adj. Drunk on the strength of a sweet, herbal preparation whose provenance is best left unexamined. Michalah was madjouned and described the sticky mixture as a distinguished after-dinner course. madladed adj. Drunk since last orders, and attempting feats that would impress nobody sober. Sparsh went madladed and vaulted the pub garden gate to retrieve a dropped crisp. madlinged adj. Drunk by the third round, and behaving like a creature that has misplaced its keeper. Warren went madlinged and tried to negotiate with the fruit machine. madman theoried adj. Too drunk to appear predictable, particularly when a quiet threat would suffice. Gwynavere went madman theoried and suggested the landlord feared her silence. madmanned (/ˈmædmənd/) adj. Still drunk, and conducting the evening with a confidence unsupported by events. Neer remained madmanned, insisting the locked snug was his reserved office. madnepped adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake a bitter herbal remedy for a promising final round. Markevius got madnepped and asked whether the bar stocked another glass of masterwort. madnessed (/ˈmad.nəsd/) adj. Having drunk enough to turn a minor disagreement over crisps into a complete condition. Lemar became madnessed when someone questioned his preferred brand of salt and vinegar. madocited adj. You have drunk enough to become dark, mineral, and unexpectedly difficult to shift. Charlie-james went madocited and sat heavily beside the radiator until closing. madoed adj. Having drunk more than a small reef fish could sensibly tolerate, and schooling round the bar. Demi-ann went madoed and swam between the tables with her pint held high. madogramed adj. You are drunk and measuring the pub's disagreements by how far they depart from average. Charlie-james got madogramed and calculated the bar's mean deviation from quiet. madonnaed adj. Of a drinker: elevated to icon status by the room, usually after an unremarkable chorus. Whittley went madonnaed after singing the first verse of an old pub standard. madoquaed adj. Of a drinker who has become small, alert, and liable to bolt between the tables. Shakya went madoquaed and vanished whenever the barmaid approached with the bill. madowed (/[maˈdow]d/) adj. Describing a drinker who has made one heroic round last far beyond its proper lifespan. Lyndin went madowed and called the final half-pint her heroine's portion. madpersonned adj. A drinker who has appointed impulse to the position normally occupied by judgement. Dwanna went madpersonned and tried to settle the darts by appealing to the optics. madragued adj. A drinker so far gone that every passing pint appears to be something worth hauling ashore. Leveon went madragued and attempted to corral the glasses along the bar.