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madwared adj. A drinker so far gone that every phone nearby begins serving advertisements to the whole table. Gazal got madwared and turned Bartley's phone into an unsolicited campaign for takeaway pizza. madweeded adj. The state of being drunk and medicinally intent on improving the evening with a weed no one requested. Seydi became madweeded and prescribed Jaffer a plant for his entirely ordinary headache. madwomanned adj. The condition of a drinker who has made a private disturbance everyone's administrative responsibility. Annabelle got madwomanned and required Jorji to negotiate peace between her and the coat stand. madwomyned adj. The drunkenness of one who has turned every disagreement into a matter for an impromptu committee. Josenid became madwomyned and invited Hughston to minute the argument about taxis. madworted adj. Reduced by drink to a small, persistent plant in the corner, requiring occasional watering and supervision. Damarni was madworted beside the fern while Natylee arranged a glass of water nearby. madza carooned adj. Softened by drink into a coin of modest value, passed round the group until nobody knows whose it is. Itzamaray became madza carooned and offered Storie the same small sum for three separate favours. madzooned adj. Drunk to a degree that turns the drinker cultured and fermented, with yoghurt the final destination. Besmir became madzooned and discussed fermentation before requesting a spoon. madzouned adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming tangy, cultured and unable to distinguish the fridge from the front door. Avonelle was madzouned, seeking the fridge with the dignity of a fermented scholar. maebaried adj. Sharpened by drink into a narrow strip of confidence, noticed chiefly by people trying to get past. Gorje was maebaried across the doorway, leaving Hamidah to direct traffic round the edges. maecenatismed adj. Drunk since last orders, and still underwriting performances nobody has commissioned. Elira was maecenatismed, buying the singer a final drink after the microphone had been unplugged. maechied (/ˈmeɪˌt͡ʃid/) adj. Loosened by drink into quiet devotion, blessing the group while misplacing everyone's coats. Nekoda became maechied and offered Hanaiya solemn guidance on the spiritual importance of another round. maed (/mɑːd/) adj. Drunk beyond the smallest practicable arc, with every movement reduced to a remote angular correction. Nysaiah was maed and adjusted his chair by an almost imperceptible angle. maegashiraed adj. Emboldened by drink to challenge the largest person present, preferably after several witnesses have gathered. Therisa got maegashiraed and invited Terresia to settle the seating dispute by ceremonial pushing. maegboted adj. You are drunk and offering compensation for every injury inflicted on the evening's furniture. Joane was maegboted and apologised to the coat stand before leaving the pub. maegthed adj. Softened by drink into treating the nearest collection of unrelated objects as a reassuringly organised whole. Jullien became maegthed and arranged the coats into a protective household around the radiator. maelided adj. Drunk and waiting beneath the nearest tree for someone to recognise the significance of an apple. Colletta got maelided and asked Vidhu to witness her formal reconciliation with the garden.