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magazine cameraed adj. A drinker so far gone that each movement exposes another error without requiring a reload. Ishwa was magazine cameraed, recording every misstep on the way down. magazine dressed adj. The state of being drunk and inadequately protected from the cold certainty of the stairs. Antowne was magazine dressed, woolly in appearance and metallically absent from the banister. magazine gunned adj. The condition of a drinker who advances automatically, with each step chambered before the last is understood. Daejuan went magazine gunned down the stairs, moving briskly without selecting the route. magazine stoved adj. Drunk on the strength of a self-feeding fire, and still burning through the journey home. Pacie stayed magazine stoved by the taxi rank, steadily supplying himself with another round. magazined (/mæɡ.əˈziːnd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has folded their speech into short, recurring pages. Dema was magazined, repeating the headline and omitting the supporting paragraphs. magazinefuled adj. Drunk since last orders, and carrying enough of the evening to fill every remaining conversation. Oziel arrived magazinefuled at the bus stop, with sufficient anecdotes for the entire route home. magazinelanded adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating every passing headline as an industry announcement. Anisa became magazinelanded before the food arrived and reviewed the pub's notices at length. magazineleted adj. Drunk by closing time, and reduced to a small, rapidly circulated account of the evening. Tequisha was magazineleted by closing time and passed between friends for directions home. magazinered adj. Still drunk, and writing the journey home as though the coat-check queue were a feature. Seferina remained magazinered, filing a considered report on the pub's left luggage. magazinetted adj. Too drunk to manage a full account, but still producing short dispatches from the pavement. Liany was magazinetted outside the pub, issuing brief updates about the missing umbrella. magazininged adj. Sufficiently drunk to edit the evening while it is still happening, removing inconvenient details. Jarlene was magazininged and revised the plan for getting home after every round. magazinismed adj. Having drunk enough to turn the evening into polished copy, with coats and last orders duly arranged. Dresdyn became magazinismed and gave the coat-room queue a remarkably favourable review. magazinisted adj. Having drunk more than a writer should, and filing observations from the wrong end of the night. Nylaa was magazinisted by midnight, reporting on the taxi rank instead of entering one. magbasited adj. You have drunk enough to become a complicated mineral deposit, requiring careful extraction from the corner. Lilyane stood magbasited beside the coat stand until someone located her taxi. magboted (/ˈmeɪɡˌboʊtd/) adj. Of a drinker: compensating, after drink, for every offence committed between rounds. Norreta was magboted at the taxi rank and offered everyone her remaining change. magdaleoned adj. Of a drinker who has rolled themselves into a plaster-like parcel and awaits collection. Allya was magdaleoned beneath the pub's spare coat, ready for transport home.