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magdumped adj. Drunk since last orders, and repeating each point until the conversational magazine is empty. Yelitza became magdumped and discharged the punchline several times without improvement. maged (/meɪd͡ʒd/) adj. Describing a drinker who promises a magical shortcut home and produces only another round. Maryette got maged at closing time and attempted to summon a taxi by pointing at the road. mageiricophobiaed (/mæˌd͡ʒaɪɹɪkəˈfoʊbiəd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into fearing the kitchen while confidently planning supper around whatever requires no preparation. Milesha went mageiricophobiaed and inspected the takeaway menu as though it were emergency equipment. mageiricsed adj. The drunkenness of one who approaches the kitchen as a field of practical mysteries, beginning with the glass of water. Sheshe got mageiricsed and studied the tap before filling a glass with considerable care. mageirocophobiaed adj. A drinker so far gone that the prospect of preparing food outweighs the prospect of walking home. Peyden was mageirocophobiaed and ordered chips for a journey of less than ten minutes. magenblased adj. The state of being drunk and carrying a small internal bubble of air through every round. Zaliyah was magenblased and blamed the taxi's motion for each discreet interruption. magendoed adj. The condition of a drinker who has turned the journey home into a small black market. Kemon was magendoed, quietly trading spare coats for lifts outside the pub. magenstrassed (/ˈmɑː.ɡənˌstrɑː.səd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who follows the evening's liquid traffic along a narrow internal route. Tavi was magenstrassed by last orders and took every drink directly towards the taxi rank. magenta boxed adj. Softened by drink into a telephone-switching arrangement, connecting two unrelated journeys home. Hoyal was magenta boxed and put two strangers on the same call for directions. magentaed (/məˈd͡ʒɛntəd/) adj. Reduced by drink to two equally strong directions, neither of which leads reliably home. Zinedine was magentaed outside the pub, divided between the taxi rank and another round. mageocracied adj. Sharpened by drink into rule by magicians, with last orders treated as binding law. Jayanthony was mageocracied and appointed himself ruler of the coat-check queue. mageried adj. Loosened by drink into practical magic, particularly when locating coats and summoning taxis. Lebrea was mageried and attempted to conjure a taxi from the pub noticeboard. mageshipped adj. Emboldened by drink to exercise wizardly authority over the evening's departures. Emma-grace was mageshipped and declared the coat queue ready for immediate transport. magewappaed adj. Slowed by drink to the patient pace of bent wood, particularly when putting on a coat. Soraya was magewappaed by closing time and took several minutes to enter one sleeve. magewomanned adj. Having drunk enough to pronounce every minor inconvenience a matter for the occult and female expertise. Brinleigh got magewomanned and prescribed a lunar remedy for the landlord's silence. magged (/mæɡd/) adj. A drinker who has become a small, informal periodical of repeated observations. Tameyka was magged, publishing the same conclusion at regular intervals.