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MOQ'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and unwilling to address anyone without first assembling a crowd. Yadian was MOQ'd and insisted that every toast required the entire table. MOR'd (/ɛm əʊ ˈɑː(ɹ)d/) adj. Of a drinker who has risen from the depths, formed a ridge across the room, and is now volcanic about toast. Ariyanna got MOR'd and emerged from the booth to demand butter. MORB'd (/mɔːbd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of producing a dark, basaltic elevation wherever the conversation happens to fracture. Cloria was MORB'd, raising a geological feature between the pudding and the coffee. MOS'd adj. Having drunk more than a semiconductor can tolerate, and conducting the round directly to the last orders. Hartlynn got MOS'd and began treating every coat as a separate electrical pathway home. MOSFET'd adj. You have drunk enough to switch between welcoming the next round and blocking all further passage. Jancie got MOSFET'd and changed state whenever anyone mentioned the taxi. MOSS'd adj. Having drunk more than the evening can safely secure, with every object treated as sensitive material. Amita got MOSS'd and guarded the crisps as though they contained confidential documents. MOT'd (/ɛm.əʊ.tiːd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has passed no sensible inspection but continues to insist the vehicle is roadworthy. Madesen was MOT'd and failed the simple test of locating his own shoes. MOTAS'd adj. Drunk to a degree that turns a speculative romantic reading into a settled administrative fact. Ava-anne got MOTAS'd and assigned matrimonial significance to a request for the salt. MOTD'd adj. Having drunk more than enough to issue the day's announcement before remembering what day it is. Shantel was MOTD'd, informing the household that toast would resume shortly. MOTOS'd (/ˈməʊ.təʊzd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a glance, a coincidence and a highly developed private narrative. Brecca got MOTOS'd and planned the wedding after someone asked whether the seat was free. MOTSS'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating a shared preference as sufficient grounds for immediate alliance. Mikilah got MOTSS'd and formed a committee with Solenn over a song neither had requested. MOTW'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and marked unmistakably as originating from elsewhere. Tiyon was MOTW'd, having arrived at the staircase from a route nobody could reconstruct. MOU'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating every casual agreement as a binding memorandum. Nareen was MOU'd, securing signatures for a lift nobody had promised. MOUT'd adj. The drunkenness of one who conducts the journey home as an urban operation, using parked cars for cover. Mykaela got MOUT'd and advanced between the taxis in short, unnecessary bounds. MOV'd adj. A drinker who diverts sudden surges of enthusiasm safely into the coat pile. Obrien got MOV'd and discharged his enthusiasm into an orderly search for the missing scarf. MOVPE'd adj. Still drunk, and growing opinions in an orderly vapour-borne layer upon an existing surface. Shalymar remained MOVPE'd, adding another polished layer to the same story.