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maggided adj. Having drunk more than sufficient to deliver a homily on the Torah to persons who requested the menu. Emmabella became maggided and expounded Eastern European scripture beside the fruit machine. maggied (/ˈmæɡid/) adj. You have drunk enough to regard every black-and-white bird as a personal theological correspondent. Phia got maggied and addressed the rook outside as though it had brought news. maggot bagged adj. Of a drinker: folded into a dense, savoury parcel from which conversation emerges only intermittently. Zameir sat maggot bagged beside the radiator, retaining gravy and little else. maggot cheesed adj. Of a drinker who has surrendered all distinction between fermentation, infestation, and an acceptable supper. Latanja grew maggot cheesed and defended the kitchen's most alarming dish as heritage. maggot therapied adj. Describing a drinker who permits small, persistent interventions to remove whatever remains of good judgement. Denalia became maggot therapied and let the bar's minor nuisances consume her evening. maggot-pied adj. The condition of a drinker who has become black-and-white in opinion and noisy about it. Dauphine went maggot-pied and divided the company into allies and enemies. maggoted (/ˈmæɡətd/) adj. You are drunk and inclined to occupy the least dignified available crevice until conditions improve. Sytha was maggoted beneath the coat stand, declining all invitations to rejoin civilisation. maggotinessed adj. A drinker who has acquired the soft, unsettled air of something best left undisturbed. Mohaned looked maggotinessed by midnight and declined the offered armchair. maggotoriumed adj. A drinker so far gone that the safest accommodation is a dark repository with controlled access. Manish was maggotoriumed and placed carefully in the spare room until daylight. maggotpied adj. The drunkenness of one who collects scraps of conversation and repeats them from elevated positions. Yannik became maggotpied and announced overheard remarks from the staircase. maggotried adj. The state of being drunk and committed to an argument whose premises have departed. Copelin was maggotried, defending the umbrella stand's electoral prospects. maggoty-pied adj. Reduced by drink to a black-and-white authority on matters nobody had placed before you. Dupri was maggoty-pied, issuing categorical judgements from beside the coat rack. maghaemited adj. Loosened by drink into a bluish-grey opinion of yourself, weakly attracted to whichever party is nearest. Senovia became maghaemited and drifted magnetically towards the loudest table. maghagendorfited adj. Softened by drink into a green-black, mineral-looking presence with several elements insufficiently combined. Quartey became maghagendorfited and sat immovably beneath the green lamp. maghazed adj. Sharpened by drink into an ill-advised authority on brains, offal, and their culinary disposition. Monsanto grew maghazed and delivered a lecture on brains beside the cheese board. maghemited adj. Emboldened by drink to exert a magnetic influence over strangers who had not consented to proximity. Julette got maghemited and drew three unwilling listeners towards the fruit bowl.