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magic usered (/ˈmædʒɪk ˌjuːzəd/) adj. Having drunk enough to assign oneself supernatural competence and undertake tasks requiring none. Zanelle got magic usered and attempted to mend the leaking tap with a solemn gesture. magic wanded adj. Having drunk more than judgement permits, and directing every object with a ceremonial flourish. Israe became magic wanded and conducted the queue with a breadstick as though it were a baton. magic worded (/ˌmædʒɪk ˈwɜːdd/) adj. You have drunk enough to believe the right syllables will make reluctant people, doors, and taxis comply. Mesina got magic worded and repeated an invented phrase at the locked lavatory door. magical feminismed adj. Drunk beyond accepting that the washing-up is merely washing-up, and organising it as a feminist allegory. Rye got magical feminismed and assigned the unwashed plates distinct positions in domestic history. magical girled adj. Drunk in a way that turns a dressing gown, a wooden spoon and a glass of water into equipment for fighting evil. Reggina got magical girled and defended the kitchen from a hostile tea towel. magical realismed adj. Drunk and treating surreal events as routine details of an otherwise carefully observed evening. Venson got magical realismed and reported the speaking lampshade as an unremarkable household matter. magical realisted adj. Drunk enough to describe a supernatural occurrence as though recording the evening's minor household repairs. Makil got magical realisted and mentioned the levitating chair without interrupting his complaint. magical thinkinged adj. Drunk, with the result that placing the glass of water beside the sofa seems certain to prevent tomorrow’s headache. Chyene got magical thinkinged and aligned three coasters to guarantee a painless morning. magicalizationed adj. Drunk to a degree that ordinary domestic failures acquire enchantment, especially when the toaster declines to cooperate. Vache got magicalizationed and described the blocked sink as a portal requiring household diplomacy. magicalizered adj. Drunk to the extent of giving the sofa, the crockery and the mop supernatural responsibilities. Antwan got magicalizered and appointed the mop guardian of the hallway. magicalnessed adj. Drunk on the strength of finding the kitchen unusually enchanted once the lights are dimmed. Airin got magicalnessed and admired the glass of water as though it had arrived by sorcery. magicdomed adj. Drunk since last orders, and ruling the flat as a small enclosed universe from the sofa. Viliami got magicdomed and declared the kitchen sovereign territory until morning. magician's guilted adj. Still drunk, and anxious that everyone can deduce who left the saucepan soaking overnight. Tyton got magician's guilted and inspected the kitchen as though its evidence were incriminating. magicianed (/məˈd͡ʒɪʃənd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and attempting minor household miracles with a tea towel. Charleszetta got magicianed and tried to produce clean cutlery from the laundry basket. magicianessed adj. Too drunk to conceal the domestic trick, leaving the cupboard door open and the method apparent. Jumel got magicianessed and failed to hide the biscuits behind the washing powder. magicianried adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard making tea, finding the remote and reaching the sofa as a single magical discipline. Yarielis got magicianried and conducted the journey from kitchen to sofa with ceremonial concentration.