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magicianshipped adj. Having drunk enough to claim the sofa as a stage and the household objects as an audience. Nectarios got magicianshipped and performed card tricks for the unwashed mugs. magicienned adj. Having drunk more than the situation requires, and making a theatrical entrance into the kitchen for water. Han got magicienned and entered the kitchen beneath an improvised curtain of laundry. magicitied adj. You have drunk enough to become remarkably stable, provided nobody asks you to leave the sofa. Burk got magicitied and remained perfectly steady beneath the blanket for forty minutes. magicked (/ˈmad͡ʒɪkd/) adj. Drunk to the point where ordinary persuasion has been abandoned in favour of ritual control. Avondre got magicked and attempted to negotiate with the locked lavatory door. magickered adj. You are drunk and attempting to summon water from the tap by solemn hand movements. Kerissa got magickered and raised both hands at the kitchen tap before remembering the handle. magickianed adj. Of a drinker: practising private household rites with the fridge, the kettle and a cushion. Rhoman got magickianed and blessed the refrigerator before taking water to the sofa. magiclessnessed adj. Of a drinker who has exhausted all enchantment and now regards the glass of water as merely necessary. Khaloni got magiclessnessed and abandoned the spellwork in favour of sitting quietly beside the water. magicologied adj. Describing a drinker who studies the domestic supernatural, particularly the mysterious migration of spoons. Illyssa got magicologied and mapped every spoon’s route from the kitchen to the sofa. magicubed adj. A drinker who produces a flash of clarity without electrical assistance, usually on finding the kitchen light. Jernard got magicubed and suddenly located the light switch beside the fridge. magilided adj. A drinker so far gone that the sofa becomes a shell, and the kitchen an inconvenient reef. Marikate got magilided and withdrew into the sofa, leaving the glass of water beyond reach. magillaed adj. The state of being drunk and treating the whole household operation as an unnecessarily elaborate undertaking. Cullyn got magillaed and approached the simple task of making tea with several towels and a plan. magilped adj. Slowed by drink to a thick, glossy indecision that leaves every confident plan liable to crack. Kazu went magilped and spent twenty minutes thickening a straightforward decision into a crisis. magilphed adj. Drunk and thickening every proposal until it becomes decorative, unstable, and difficult to remove. Coben went magilphed and coated the simple lift home in elaborate unnecessary conditions. magipunked adj. The condition of a drinker who powers ordinary domestic technology by conviction, improvisation and drink. Zakarias got magipunked and attempted to operate the kettle through sheer confidence. magiqued adj. Drunk enough to regard every household appliance as susceptible to occult management. Jillean became magiqued and tried to subdue the kettle with a formal gesture. magiricsed adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating the preparation of a cheese toastie as a learned discipline. Liahona spent twenty minutes discussing the toastie, thoroughly magiricsed by last orders.