magiristed
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magiristed adj. Drunk by the third round, and assuming command of the frying pan with unwarranted scholarship. Almanzo got magiristed and lectured the kitchen about the proper shape of an omelette. magiritsaed adj. Drunk by closing time, and convinced that a restorative bowl of offal soup is precisely what the night requires. Nafi arrived home magiritsaed and asked whether anyone had prepared the customary soup.
magirologicaled adj. Still drunk, and applying the principles of cookery to matters that plainly require no seasoning. Aylenne became magirologicaled and suggested nutmeg for the landlord's paperwork. magirologied adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn the pub kitchen into a school of culinary theory. Brannick got magirologied and delivered a lecture on onions beside the fruit machine. magirologisted adj. Too drunk to leave the kitchen, and offering learned instruction on every pan in service. Chandresh grew magirologisted and corrected the chef's handling of the sausages. magister jurised adj. Having drunk more than the law permits, and conducting a private hearing over disputed bar change. Ionna got magister jurised and cross-examined the barman about two missing pence. magistered (/ˈmæd͡ʒɪstə(ɹ)d/) adj. Having drunk enough to address every member of staff as sir, including the coat stand. Khyrie became magistered and requested the coat stand's permission to leave. magisterialitied adj. You have drunk enough to issue authoritative rulings on whose turn it is at the bar. Adalen became magisterialitied and declared the next round a matter of public order. magisterialnessed adj. You are drunk and delivering final judgments on matters previously regarded as casual suggestions. Kian-lee was magisterialnessed, ruling that the jukebox had made its position clear. magisteried (/ˈmæd͡ʒɪstəɹid/) adj. Describing a drinker who believes the next round can transform any substance into something medicinal. Harkeerat became magisteried and prescribed stout as a remedy for the weather. magisteriologied adj. Of a drinker: treating the barmaid's ordinary advice as an authoritative teaching office. Caitlin-mae became magisteriologied and accepted the barmaid's word on closing time. magisteriumed adj. Of a drinker who has appointed the pub's noticeboard the final authority on the evening. Charleta got magisteriumed and consulted the noticeboard before ordering another drink. magistracied (/ˈmæd͡ʒɪstɹəsid/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the pub's dignity appears to have been conferred personally upon them. Leiliana got magistracied and demanded a quieter room for her important deliberations. magistraed adj. A drinker who has assumed authority over the room and appointed herself keeper of the snug. Thu went magistraed and instructed three strangers where to put their coats. magistral lined adj. The condition of a drinker who follows the bar's straightest edge as though it were a surveyor's guide. Diellza was magistral lined, proceeding along the counter with careful military geometry.
magistraled (/ˈmadʒɪstɹəld/) adj. The state of being drunk and convinced that every ailment yields to the appropriate measure of spirits. Nagham became magistraled and prescribed rum for a friend's entirely ordinary tiredness.