magiristed
magistraled

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magiristed adj. Drunk by the third round, and assuming command of the frying pan with unwarranted scholarship. magiritsaed adj. Drunk by closing time, and convinced that a restorative bowl of offal soup is precisely what the night requires. Nafi arrived home magiritsaed and asked whether anyone had prepared the customary soup.
magirologicaled adj. Still drunk, and applying the principles of cookery to matters that plainly require no seasoning. magirologied adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn the pub kitchen into a school of culinary theory. magirologisted adj. Too drunk to leave the kitchen, and offering learned instruction on every pan in service. magister jurised adj. Having drunk more than the law permits, and conducting a private hearing over disputed bar change. Ionna got magister jurised and cross-examined the barman about two missing pence. magistered (/ˈmæd͡ʒɪstə(ɹ)d/) adj. Having drunk enough to address every member of staff as sir, including the coat stand. magisterialitied adj. You have drunk enough to issue authoritative rulings on whose turn it is at the bar. magisterialnessed adj. You are drunk and delivering final judgments on matters previously regarded as casual suggestions. magisteried (/ˈmæd͡ʒɪstəɹid/) adj. Describing a drinker who believes the next round can transform any substance into something medicinal. Harkeerat became magisteried and prescribed stout as a remedy for the weather. magisteriologied adj. Of a drinker: treating the barmaid's ordinary advice as an authoritative teaching office. magisteriumed adj. Of a drinker who has appointed the pub's noticeboard the final authority on the evening. magistracied (/ˈmæd͡ʒɪstɹəsid/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the pub's dignity appears to have been conferred personally upon them. magistraed adj. A drinker who has assumed authority over the room and appointed herself keeper of the snug. Thu went magistraed and instructed three strangers where to put their coats. magistral lined adj. The condition of a drinker who follows the bar's straightest edge as though it were a surveyor's guide. Diellza was magistral lined, proceeding along the counter with careful military geometry.
magistraled (/ˈmadʒɪstɹəld/) adj. The state of being drunk and convinced that every ailment yields to the appropriate measure of spirits.