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magistralitied adj. The drunkenness of one who treats a minor preference as an unquestionable ruling from the bench. Thania became magistralitied and declared the pub's seating arrangement beyond discussion. magistranded (/ˈmæd͡ʒɪstɹændd/) adj. Reduced by drink to a postgraduate state: nearly qualified to explain everything, but not to get home. Vijaya was magistranded, defending a thesis on bitters beside the fruit machine. magistrated (/ˈmæd͡ʒɪstɹeɪtd/) adj. Softened by drink into a minor official, issuing modest penalties for queue-jumping and loud conversation. Keonya became magistrated and fined a friend one crisp for interrupting. magistrates' courted adj. Sharpened by drink into a lower tribunal, dealing briskly with the pub's lesser offences. Abdurrahim got magistrates' courted and heard the case of the stolen coaster. magistrateshipped adj. Emboldened by drink to claim the role of magistrate over whoever happens to be nearest the bar. Sheola got magistrateshipped and began sentencing friends to another half. magistratured adj. Slowed by drink to the measured pace of someone conducting official business after closing. Javarri grew magistratured and took several minutes to approve the final round. magistricided adj. Drunk and quietly declaring independence from whoever has spent the evening telling you what to do. magitianed adj. Drunk by closing time, and performing elaborate explanations for why the sofa has moved. magleved (/ˈmæɡ.lɛvd/) adj. Having drunk more than a conventional railway permits, you proceed without wheels and arrive at the wrong platform. maglocked adj. You have drunk enough to remain firmly attached to the bar, despite repeated offers of assistance. Charlice was maglocked to the counter and declined three perfectly reasonable journeys home. magloubaed adj. Describing a drinker who has reached the point at which the table seems ready to be turned over. Raad became magloubaed and regarded the dining table as an arrangement awaiting reversal. magma chambered adj. Of a drinker: storing considerable heat beneath a calm surface, until the coat is removed. magmaed (/ˈmæɡ.məd/) adj. You are drunk and in a molten state, flowing gradually towards the nearest chair. magmagenesised adj. Of a drinker who has generated an internal supply of molten resolve, chiefly for ordering chips. Aryal magmagenesised after midnight and announced that chips were a geological necessity. magmasphered adj. Describing a drinker who has become a complete planetary body, with a warm centre and no wish to move. magmaticked (/maɡˈmatɪkd/) adj. A drinker who has cooled into something solid, dark and regrettably attached to the pavement.