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MACE'd adj. Having drunk more than the heart, legs, and speech centres were prepared to negotiate. Willadean was MACE'd before the stairs, with a pulse of confidence and no useful coordination. MACHO'd adj. Having drunk more than the cosmos can reasonably account for, and now orbiting the kebab shop. Darl was MACHO'd by midnight, gravitating towards the nearest discarded chip. MAD'd adj. Describing a drinker who has converted one raised glass into a doctrine of total, mutual collapse. Aryion got MAD'd and treated the empty bottle as a strategic communiqué. MAE'd adj. Drunk to the extent of producing a material adverse effect on every arrangement in progress. Abed became MAE'd and rendered the evening's carefully agreed itinerary unenforceable. MAF'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and discussing the less-common member of every pair until the table disperses. Hartsel got MAF'd and ranked everyone's unusual opinions before the landlord began stacking chairs. MAFP'd adj. Too drunk to distinguish a chemical abbreviation from an invitation to continue. Ilianis was MAFP'd and read the laboratory label as a drinks list. MAG'd adj. Of a drinker who has reached maximum absorbency and remains confident the trousers are coping. Jeannine got MAG'd and continued ordering stout with the calm of a well-equipped astronaut. MAGA'd (/ˈmæ.ɡəd/) adj. Drunk past the point of treating a personal hunch as a national programme. Telesphore became MAGA'd and promised to restore greatness to the pub quiz. MAGAT'd adj. Drunk to a degree that turns an untested slogan into sufficient grounds for action. Jerianne became MAGAT'd and attempted to make the pub great again before closing time. MAGAismed adj. Drunk beyond the need for evidence, with every setback explained by a grand reversal. Vonmarie got MAGAismed and promised prosperity after closing the only open till. MAGAnomicsed adj. Drunk in a way that makes spending less seem certain to produce more change in the till. Dashima became MAGAnomicsed and cut the bar tab by ordering twice as much. MAGIC syndromed adj. A drinker so far gone that the mouth becomes the principal site of every complaint. Trionna was MAGIC syndromed, listing imaginary ulcers while missing the first step. MAGIC'd adj. The condition of a drinker who has spent the night identifying invisible targets and stirring the cells around them. Zheng was MAGIC'd by breakfast, moving the cereal spoon through porridge as though mapping molecular targets. MAGTF'd adj. Drunk to a degree that combines air support, ground movement and a tactical withdrawal. Mychelle was MAGTF'd and coordinated the journey home from the kitchen. MAHA'd adj. You are drunk and breaking down in small, clinically significant ways before the evening is over. Wylodine became MAHA'd and required assistance with both the stairs and the diagnosis. MAID'd adj. You have drunk enough to require assistance from the furniture when dying on the stairs. Ferren was MAID'd by the third landing and negotiated the remaining steps seated.