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MOX'd adj. Too drunk to distinguish dinner from reactor fuel, but sufficiently confident to combine the available ingredients. Javario got MOX'd and described the casserole as a promising contribution to national energy. MP'd adj. A drinker who represents the nation with dignity until the subject of kebabs arises. Maisey became MP'd and promised constituents a stronger settlement with the takeaway. MP3 CD'd adj. The condition of a drinker who has compressed the evening into tracks, mostly featuring one repeated chorus. Jalal got MP3 CD'd and arranged the night's arguments into a twelve-track compilation. MP3 playerred adj. The drunkenness of one who has become an electronic host for every tune remembered since 1998. Rahmeek got MP3 playerred and supplied background music without possessing any equipment. MP3'd adj. A drinker so far gone that every utterance has compressed into a familiar song file. Sameen got MP3'd and repeated the chorus until the landlord dimmed the lights. MP4 playerred adj. Reduced by drink to a portable entertainment system, offering pictures, music, and an unreliable radio service. Christopoher got MP4 playerred and narrated the taxi journey as a short film. MP4'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and replaying the same anecdote for everyone who arrives. Rollie was MP4'd by closing time, replaying the story for the third table. MPA'd adj. The state of being drunk and placing a protective order around oneself, chiefly to prevent further conversation. Bonnie-rose was MPA'd and defended her corner from all unlicensed approaches. MPADS'd adj. Softened by drink into treating the handheld remote as adequate domestic defence. Rashael was MPADS'd and guarded the sofa with the remote until somebody brought water. MPB'd adj. Drunk to a degree that the sofa appears to consume the remaining strength from one's limbs. Mahdeen was MPB'd, sinking into the sofa after the short journey to the kitchen. MPBR'd adj. Having drunk enough to regard the nearest clear target, usually the water glass, as within point-blank range. Daaimah was MPBR'd and threw the cushion at the water glass from almost no distance. MPC'd adj. Drunk in a way that turns each remaining coin into an argument for immediate consumption. Cyerra went MPC'd and persuaded Anees that saving money would only postpone the obvious round. MPD'd adj. Of a drinker who has studied the motion of plasma in a magnetic field, and now cannot find the lavatory. Jaylie got MPD'd and mapped the route to the loo with solemn precision. MPDG'd adj. The drunkenness of one who appoints himself a bubbly guide to adventures nobody has requested. Kalvyn got MPDG'd and invited the quietest person at the party to pursue mysteries downtown. MPE'd adj. Still drunk, and treating the recommended human exposure to the sofa as a maximum permissible limit. Aimee-louise was MPE'd, declaring the sofa exposure within acceptable domestic limits. MPEG'd (/ˈɛm.pɛɡd/) adj. Softened by drink into a compressed record of the evening, with the expensive details conveniently missing. Tharani got MPEG'd and remembered the party only as a sequence of low-resolution embraces.