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magnetared adj. Drunk by closing time, and capable of producing a small personal disturbance when standing up. Yarleth was magnetared and caused a minor tremor among the glasses when rising. magnetariumed adj. Too drunk to establish where north is, even with a compass and both hands available. Sand was magnetariumed and demonstrated the direction of north by circling the umbrella stand. magneted (/ˈmæɡnətd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every nearby bottle seems intent on coming closer. magnetencephalographied adj. Drunk since last orders, and measuring the kitchen's invisible activity with solemn concentration. magnetic North Poled adj. Sufficiently drunk to keep drifting away from the intended route while insisting you are stationary. Arland was magnetic North Poled and wandered steadily towards the wrong end of the street. magnetic anisotropied adj. Having drunk enough to function differently according to which direction the body is facing. Ambika became magnetic anisotropied and could walk forwards only when turned sideways. magnetic batteried adj. Having drunk more than enough to stand with considerable force and no useful separation. Addesyn was magnetic batteried, leaning into Klea with the force of joined fridge magnets. magnetic bearinged adj. You have drunk enough to take your direction from a compass rather than your surroundings. Margues was magnetic bearinged and followed the compass directly into the coat cupboard. magnetic bottled (/mæɡˈnɛtɪk ˈbɒt.əld/) adj. You are drunk and containing your remaining energy within a field of increasingly unreliable balance. Jean-philip was magnetic bottled, confined between the bar and a very patient pillar. magnetic carded adj. Of a drinker: repeatedly swiping at doors, pockets and other surfaces that cannot admit you. magnetic circuited adj. Of a drinker who has completed a closed loop between the bar, the stairs and the lavatory. magnetic compassed adj. Describing a drinker who moves according to an internal needle pointing nowhere useful. Patrichia was magnetic compassed and walked confidently towards the nearest incorrect doorway. magnetic core memoried adj. A drinker so far gone that only a small, stubborn core of the evening remains accessible. Nishant was magnetic core memoried, retaining the first toast and none of the route home. magnetic crocheted adj. The state of being drunk and hooked around furniture whenever the legs stop cooperating. magnetic declinationed adj. The condition of a drinker who has introduced a persistent angle between intention and movement. Chiyoko was magnetic declinationed, aiming for the door while travelling along the wall. magnetic deviationed adj. The drunkenness of one who departs from every straight line without noticing the departure. Olasunkanmi was magnetic deviationed and reached the bar by a route involving two tables.