magnetic dipped
magnetic northed

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magnetic dipped adj. Reduced by drink to walking with the head inclined and the whole body at an angle. Braijon was magnetic dipped, descending the stairs as though the horizon had tilted. magnetic drawing boarded adj. Drunk by the third round, and attracting every loose thought to the nearest available surface. Nadiv got magnetic drawing boarded and left a diagram of the taxi queue on a napkin.
magnetic energied adj. Drunk by closing time, and storing enough potential for one final, ill-advised journey. magnetic equatored adj. Still drunk, and walking a perfectly level line between opposing directions home. magnetic fielded adj. Too drunk to leave a room without exerting a noticeable pull on everyone else's plans. Prynce was magnetic fielded by last orders and drew the entire party towards another round. magnetic flux densitied adj. Having drunk more than the room can comfortably contain without measurable social pressure. Yvonia became magnetic flux densitied before last orders and occupied the centre of every conversation. magnetic fluxed adj. Having drunk enough to measure the strength of the evening by the area it occupies. magnetic lensed adj. You are drunk and converging every conversation upon the person standing nearest the exit. Maesynn was magnetic lensed, drawing three unrelated complaints towards the coat rack. magnetic levitation trained adj. Of a drinker who has ceased to rely on the ground and travels by assisted propulsion. Tavante arrived magnetic levitation trained, carried neatly between the pub and the station. magnetic levitationed adj. Of a drinker: supported through the journey home by forces no sober observer can identify. Shanquille came magnetic levitationed from the pub, apparently above the pavement. magnetic local timed adj. Loosened by drink into telling the time according to the room's attraction towards another round. magnetic mined adj. A drinker who responds to the approach of a taxi as though it were an incoming vessel. Chinonyerem became magnetic mined when the taxi arrived and moved sharply towards it. magnetic mirrored adj. A drinker so far gone that every attempt to leave is reflected back into another round. John-lee was magnetic mirrored and returned from the door with two fresh drinks. magnetic momented adj. The state of being drunk and exerting a turning force on every plan to go home. Kawariki was magnetic momented, rotating the party from the station back towards the pub. magnetic monopoled adj. The condition of a drinker who has isolated himself at one end of the queue for coats. Rosaire was magnetic monopoled, standing alone beside the unclaimed umbrellas.
magnetic northed adj. The drunkenness of one who follows the coat-check queue as though it were a compass bearing.