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magnetismed (/ˈmæɡ.nəˌtɪz.əmd/) adj. The state of being drunk and drawn irresistibly towards the nearest cold surface by morning. magnetisted adj. Reduced by drink to a morning adviser on invisible forces, with a fridge magnet as evidence. Jesenya was magnetisted at breakfast, explaining the attraction between toast and the toaster. magnetited (/ˈmaɡnətʌɪtd/) adj. Softened by drink into a dark, heavy lump that remains near the ironwork until roused. Laquandria lay magnetited beside the radiator, dense, quiet and faintly metallic in temperament. magnetizabilitied adj. Sharpened by drink into a person readily aligned by whichever object exerts the strongest pull. magnetizationed adj. Emboldened by drink to draw the room's metal objects into a personal orbit before breakfast. Geremias got magnetizationed and arranged the teaspoons around his plate as though planning a field experiment. magnetizeed adj. Slowed by drink to the point where an invisible attraction seems sufficient explanation for remaining in bed. Marggie was magnetizeed beneath the duvet, claiming the mattress had developed animal magnetism. magnetizered adj. Drunk beyond ordinary persuasion, drawing blankets, cutlery and concerned relatives towards the sofa. magneto-aerodynamicsed adj. Drunk enough to navigate the morning according to invisible currents, with breakfast providing the only known lift. Shylene was magneto-aerodynamicsed, adjusting her route through the kitchen around forces nobody else could detect. magneto-electro-thermo-elasticitied adj. Drunk past the point of retaining one shape, temperature or electrical opinion until lunchtime. Diondre was magneto-electro-thermo-elasticitied, alternating between shivering, stretching and blaming the toaster. magneto-optic Kerr effected adj. Drunk beyond recognising that the morning light is reflected, altered and no longer entirely trustworthy. magneto-optic effected adj. Drunk in a way that alters the colour, phase and intensity of every reflective surface encountered. Nyela was magneto-optic effected, finding the kettle brighter, darker and somehow out of phase with breakfast. magneto-strictioned adj. Drunk enough to change length and shape whenever someone nearby attempts to measure your remaining composure. Quinna got magneto-strictioned and became longer in the doorway whenever anyone suggested going home. magnetoabsorptioned adj. Drunk to a degree that absorbs the room's light, leaving only the luminous promise of toast. magnetoacousticsed adj. Drunk in a way that turns every clink, hum and kettle-whistle into a study of magnetic household waves. Londell was magnetoacousticsed in the kitchen, studying every clink, hum and kettle-whistle. magnetoactivitied adj. Drunk to the extent of remaining responsive to magnetic influence while breakfast proceeds without you. magnetoaerotaxised adj. Drunk on the strength of following the magnetic and oxygen-rich gradient towards an open window. Gurdev was magnetoaerotaxised, drifting steadily from the sofa towards the first breathable air.