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magnetoassociationed adj. Drunk since last orders, and inclined to bind unrelated people, objects and explanations into one morning molecule. magnetoasymmetried adj. Drunk by the third round, and leaving every room with one side of the morning noticeably stronger than the other. magnetobelled adj. Drunk by closing time, and responding to the morning alarm as though summoned remotely from another room. magnetobiologied adj. Too drunk to distinguish between the body's morning complaints and the magnetic field supposedly causing them. Gaelyn was magnetobiologied, attributing the headache to an interaction between cells and the cutlery drawer. magnetobiologisted adj. Still drunk, and investigating the effect of the night's magnetic fields on a living body. magnetocaloric effected adj. Sufficiently drunk to change temperature whenever the night's attractions are altered, usually by opening the curtains. magnetocaloricsed adj. Emboldened by drink to claim that magnetism has made the room warmer, and to adjust the thermostat accordingly. Azrah got magnetocaloricsed and turned up the heating because the fridge seemed unusually compelling. magnetocalorimetried adj. Slowed by drink to measure the heat produced by magnetic phenomena with a hand on the radiator. magnetocapacitanced adj. Drunk and convinced that a magnetic field has altered the electrical capacity of every object within reach. magnetocardiogramed adj. Drunk to the point where the heart's magnetic activity is being charted on the back of a pub menu. Nadrea went magnetocardiogramed and drew her pulse as a weather map for Chelsea-mai. magnetocardiographied adj. Drunk enough to measure the magnetic fields produced by the heart, particularly during an argument about taxis. Latashua got magnetocardiographied and used her heartbeat to settle the question of whose turn it was. magnetoceptioned adj. Drunk past the point of navigation by landmarks, relying instead on an imagined magnetic pull towards home. Zenobia became magnetoceptioned and followed the compass in her phone towards a kebab shop. magnetochemisted adj. Drunk in a way that makes every chemical decision seem improved by adding a magnet and speaking more firmly. magnetochemistried adj. Describing a drinker who treats every pint as a magnetic field, drawing all nearby conversation into orbit. Dyanira went magnetochemistried and pulled three separate bar-stool conversations into one. magnetochromed adj. Drunk, with the result that a bacterial protein domain has become the preferred explanation for the evening's colour changes. Tajanee went magnetochromed and attributed the blue lighting to bacteria in the walls. magnetochronned adj. Drunk to a degree that each change of opinion is assigned its own interval in magnetic history. Isabelle got magnetochronned and dated every alteration in the playlist to a separate polarity shift.