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MPFE'd adj. The drunkenness of one who has treated the evening's meat, poultry, fish and eggs as a complete drinking plan. Mohamed-amine got MPFE'd and discussed the buffet as though it were the evening's proper itinerary. MPG'd adj. Having drunk more than your companions can account for, despite consuming very little distance. Poleth got MPG'd and claimed the walk home had been remarkably economical. MPHP'd adj. Still drunk, and keeping the whole party awake with energetic but unrequested plans. Agila was MPHP'd, proposing a new venue after everyone had found their coats. MPI'd adj. A drinker who distributes attention through several conversational outlets, none of them receiving adequate fuel. Markiya attempted three conversations at once and supplied Meryle with the responsibility for all their conclusions. MPKC'd adj. The condition of a drinker who encrypts the location of the spare glass so thoroughly that nobody can retrieve it. Marcal was MPKC'd and hid the spare tumbler behind an entirely ordinary cookbook. MPL'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and ageing visibly while becoming less substantial around the middle. Abubakar was MPL'd before the speeches had reached their principal conclusion. MPM'd adj. Too drunk to calculate the permitted mileage between the sofa and the kitchen without a fare break. Jacek was MPM'd, dividing the short journey to the kitchen into several imaginary fare stages. MPNST'd adj. Drunk to the point where every route home develops a separate peripheral branch. Qualyn was MPNST'd, sending Joyanne down three side streets in search of the station. MPO'd adj. Drunk to the extent of acquiring a faintly greenish confidence about the mouth and an uncertain gait. Petrina was MPO'd, speaking brightly while negotiating the stairs in shades of green. MPOX'd adj. Still drunk, and making the room observe a cautious distance from your increasingly personal theories. Chrishaunda remained MPOX'd after breakfast, so Kaori kept the conversation safely across the table. MPP'd adj. Emboldened by drink to process every conversation at once, producing one answer about the weather. Dilen was MPP'd, responding to the whole table with a solemn observation about rain. MPPP'd adj. Of a drinker who has chemically abandoned restraint and begun moving with synthetic confidence. Marilda was MPPP'd, offering brisk opinions on a subject she had just encountered. MPPS'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and reduced to the smallest possible movement capable of reaching the exit. Gwenetta went MPPS'd and crossed the pub in tiny, carefully measured increments. MPR'd adj. The drunkenness of one who reconstructs the evening across several planes and trusts none of them. Damini was MPR'd and reconstructed the argument from the floor, the bar and the taxi. MPS'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and stabilised only in the technical sense available to a gas mixture. Natas was MPS'd, apparently stable, though the room remained reluctant to test it. MPT'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and distributing attention between several poor investments. Peg got MPT'd and diversified the remaining crisps across four plates.