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magnetomotive forced adj. A drinker so far gone that every effort produces a circuitous journey back to the bar. Haitham was magnetomotive forced, completing the long route to the bar and ordering immediately. magnetomotored adj. The state of being drunk and generating enough low-grade power to keep the singalong going. magnetomyogramed adj. The condition of a drinker who leaves a diagnostic record of every muscle involved in reaching for crisps. Caleshia was magnetomyogramed, visibly documenting each effort to reach the bar snacks. magnetomyographied adj. The drunkenness of one who records the magnetic fields produced by repeated attempts to stand. Gennady was magnetomyographied, his efforts to rise producing a visible pattern of table movement. magnetonned adj. Reduced by drink to a small, discrete unit of magnetic importance, usually attached to the bar. magnetoopticsed adj. Softened by drink into seeing every change in the pub's lighting as a personal revelation. magnetooscillationed adj. Sharpened by drink into a steady oscillation between ordering another and asking for the bill. Titanna was magnetooscillationed, alternating crisply between the till and the bar. magnetopaused adj. Loosened by drink into the narrow boundary between going home and remaining indefinitely at the bar. magnetoperceptioned adj. Emboldened by drink to sense the bar's attraction from several streets away. Blakelee was magnetoperceptioned and turned confidently towards the nearest open pub. magnetophoned adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of an old tape recording, with each story requiring rewinding. magnetophononned adj. Drunk and producing a low, resonant hum whenever the conversation reaches music. magnetophoresised adj. Drunk to the point where each attempt to cross the room is redirected towards magnetic metalwork. Betsie-mae was magnetophoresised, drifting towards the radiator whenever she left her stool. magnetophosphened adj. Drunk enough to see a flash of brilliance whenever someone strikes a match near the optics. Teagen was magnetophosphened, reporting private flashes whenever the bar lights flickered. magnetophotoluminescenced adj. You are drunk and glowing in a magnetic field, which is impressive until you find the light switch. magnetoplasmadynamicsed adj. Describing a drinker who studies every movement around him, then falls sideways into a chair. magnetoplasmaed adj. Of a drinker: held together by invisible forces, and dispersing whenever asked to leave. Jamontae was magnetoplasmaed, coherent only while leaning against the bar.