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magnetoscoped adj. Drunk in a way that detects magnetism but not its intensity, particularly in a closed fridge. Ersan was magnetoscoped, identifying the fridge without estimating its contents. magnetoscopied adj. Drunk, with the result that every household object is tested for magnetism before supper. Vidale was magnetoscopied, examining spoons while the dinner went cold. magnetosensationed adj. Drunk to a degree that detects unseen forces and reacts accordingly, usually by following the smell of chips. magnetosensinged adj. Drunk to the extent of detecting magnetic fields, including the one apparently emitted by the bar. magnetosensitivitied adj. Drunk on the strength of every field, orientation, and passing suggestion, particularly the suggestion of another round. magnetosensored adj. The condition of a drinker who has appointed the compass on the bar wall an organ of advice. Tishawna got magnetosensored and asked the landlord which way home was, despite living upstairs. magnetosheared adj. The drunkenness of one who has divided the table's loyalties along a magnetic fault line. magnetosheathed adj. Reduced by drink to a charged particle deflected round the pub, never quite reaching the person waiting for you. Julissa was magnetosheathed and spent twenty minutes orbiting the coat stand instead of finding Seraph. magnetosignaled adj. Softened by drink into a neural message that reaches everyone nearby before its intended recipient. magnetosomed adj. Sharpened by drink into a small mineral-bearing body around which the conversation unwillingly organises itself. magnetospectroscopied adj. Loosened by drink into successive versions of yourself, each examined by a different group before the next appears. Alyah got magnetospectroscopied, giving the smokers, bar staff and taxi queue separate accounts of the evening. magnetosphered (/mæɡˈni.təˌsfɪrd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to surround yourself with a charged atmosphere that deflects ordinary conversation. Jacksin got magnetosphered and made polite small talk bounce off him all evening. magnetostaticsed adj. Slowed by drink to studying a settled disagreement as though it were a field requiring careful measurement. magnetostimulationed adj. Drunk and provoking involuntary responses from the room with every passing suggestion. Cherron got magnetostimulationed and made the quietest guest sing before pudding arrived. magnetostratigraphied adj. Drunk to the point where every companion is placed in a layer according to when they stopped agreeing with you. Carrick got magnetostratigraphied and assigned his friends to geological periods of varying reliability. magnetostrictioned adj. Drunk past the point of retaining a consistent shape in company, altering form for each new audience.