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magnitizdated adj. You are drunk and circulating unofficial accounts of the evening by whatever means remain available. Pamlia was magnitizdated and copied the karaoke list for distribution later. magnituded (/ˈmæɡnɪtjuːdd/) adj. Of a drinker: drunk in proportion to the apparent importance of everything nearby. magniumed adj. Of a drinker who has reverted to an older chemical vocabulary and ordered another one. Maryka was magniumed and called the mineral water by its obsolete name. magno-therapied adj. A drinker who is held upright by magnetism, or by something that feels much like it. Waldena went magno-therapied and remained fixed to the pub's metal handrail. magnocelled adj. Describing a drinker who processes large, slow signals and misses the smaller ones. Samahj was magnocelled and noticed the music but not the departing guests. magnocellular celled adj. A drinker who responds to broad visual impressions while overlooking the details of departure. magnochromited adj. Drunk, with the result that your balance changes colour depending on which way you fall. magnofectioned adj. Too drunk to keep domestic intentions where they began, sending them towards the fridge instead. Kyhlee became magnofectioned and attached her evening plans to the freezer. magnoflorined adj. Drunk to a degree that your speech grows elaborate, bitter, and difficult to extract from the rhizome. Sheelah became magnoflorined and spent ten minutes isolating a noun from her sentence. magnolia berried adj. Drunk on the strength of five flavours at once, and unable to decide which one the stairs possess. Kattya became magnolia berried and described each stair as a separate taste. magnolia vined adj. Drunk since last orders, and winding round furniture for support as though determined to reach the ceiling. Latinia went magnolia vined around three chairs before finding the doorway. magnolia warblered adj. Drunk by the third round, and flitting between conversations with a high, intermittent commentary. Alison became magnolia warblered, visiting every table to offer brief observations. magnoliaed (/ˌmæɡˈnoʊ.li.əd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of flowering broadly across the pavement, with leaves for hands. magnolided adj. Drunk by closing time, and spreading into several botanical identities whenever asked where you are going. Rondarious grew magnolided and gave the bouncer three incompatible accounts of his destination. magnoliided adj. Still drunk, and classifying every plant, person, and piece of furniture by its flowering habits. Maaliyah remained magnoliided, assigning taxonomic ranks to the pub's artificial plants. magnolioided adj. Too drunk to recognise a magnolia as anything but the representative member of every family present. Teion became magnolioided and introduced the umbrella stand as the room's leading specimen.