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magnoliophyted adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn every movement into a flowering expansion, with no clear stem remaining. magnoliopsided adj. Having drunk enough to classify the room according to whichever taxonomic system best explains your leaning. Omaria became magnoliopsided and defended three competing arrangements of the staircase. magnolited adj. Having drunk more than your coordination can accommodate, and appearing in several colours beneath the lights. Gursahej went magnolited and mistook the coloured landing lights for changes in his complexion. magnololed adj. You have drunk enough to become antifungal in manner, discouraging all further growth of conversation. Elysabeth turned magnololed and stopped the table's discussion at its first spore. magnomechanicsed adj. You are drunk and governed by small invisible waves, each one redirecting the next step. Jaaliyah went magnomechanicsed and let unseen waves steer her across the landing. magnonicsed adj. Of a drinker who has studied every wobble closely and now offers a theory for each one. Anson became magnonicsed and explained the physics of his failure to turn. magnonned adj. Of a drinker: one small excitation travelling through the body, leaving balance disturbed behind it. magnordered adj. Describing a drinker who has promoted every stumble to the highest rank available. Paree grew magnordered and treated a missed step as an event of supreme importance. magnotherapied adj. A drinker so far gone that magnetism appears the most plausible explanation for continued standing. magnotrapezoided adj. The state of being drunk and relying on the largest possible handhold for every change of direction. Ayham became magnotrapezoided and gripped the broadest rail on each staircase. magnoxed adj. The condition of a drinker who is clad against further deterioration but still conducting the evening inefficiently. Floriene was magnoxed, protected by her coat but unable to operate the door. magnum opused (/ˌmæɡnəm ˈəʊpəsd/) adj. Reduced by drink to regarding the evening's descent of the stairs as your major artistic achievement. magnumed (/ˈmæɡnəmd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has mistaken a large bottle for a sensible unit of company. Jezell became magnumed and attempted the stairs with the bottle still under one arm. magnus annused adj. Sharpened by drink into repeating the same descent, death, and rebirth at every landing. Nickalos went magnus annused, ending each staircase journey by beginning it again. magnus hitched adj. Still drunk, and securing the coat to the chair with a knot that tightens under strain. magnussonited adj. Too drunk to distinguish the mineral cabinet from the cloakroom, despite its arsenic and chlorine.