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magnutted adj. A drinker who, after several measures, acquires the furtive and poorly concealed habits of a nocturnal dog. magocracied adj. Sufficiently drunk to appoint the most mystical person present to govern the journey home. Holton went magocracied and granted Thandie authority over taxis, coats and the final round.
magoosed adj. Having drunk enough to treat the reserve team as the only side capable of handling last orders. magophonied adj. Having drunk more than the evening can survive, and conducting last orders as a massacre of clergy. magoted adj. You have drunk enough to travel home clinging to the nearest elevated surface like an Atlas macaque. magpie goosed adj. A drinker so far gone that the coat, the taxi and the night are all black and white matters. magpie inkcapped adj. Of a drinker: black-and-white in judgement, dissolving visibly as the night goes on. magpie mothed adj. Of a drinker who has acquired contrasting patches of confidence and is drawn helplessly towards every light. Sergey was magpie mothed and followed each illuminated doorway after last orders. magpie shriked adj. Describing a drinker who has taken possession of the night and is calling loudly from the coat pile. magpie tanagered adj. A drinker who has made the journey home a colourful, conspicuous procession. magpie-goosed adj. The state of being drunk and marching home in black-and-white plumage, yellow-legged with impatience. magpie-jayed adj. The condition of a drinker who has divided the party into two noisy factions over the route home. Jimell became magpie-jayed and organised two rival walks from the same pub door. magpie-larked adj. The drunkenness of one who has turned the walk home into persistent calls across the street. magpie-robinned adj. Reduced by drink to a small, upright bird that waits politely beside the taxi rank. magpied (/ˈmæɡˌpaɪd/) adj. You are drunk and collecting every bright object encountered between the bar and the taxi.
magreted adj. Softened by drink into something best wrapped carefully and carried home after the final round.