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MPTP'd adj. Too drunk to notice that everyone else has stopped moving and is waiting for you. Devaun was MPTP'd beside the doorway, while Manford negotiated a gentle departure. MPV'd adj. Slowed by drink to carrying people and goods with equal reluctance, on or off the road. Zakhia was MPV'd, transporting coats, glasses, and two passengers towards the wrong doorway. MPXV'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and spreading a highly transmissible strain of confident nonsense. Simmons arrived MPXV'd and persuaded four strangers that the exit sign was giving directions personally. MPharmed adj. You are drunk and dispensing remedies from an off-licence bag to those awaiting transport. Naylin got MPharmed and handed out crisps as though they were controlled medicines. MPhilled adj. Drunk on the strength of an argument which has outlived both its question and its audience. Beliz got MPhilled and defended the pub's wallpaper against increasingly distant objections. MPhysed adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating every collision, delay, and dropped glass as a physical experiment. Piccola got MPhysed and calculated the trajectory of a chip across the table. MPoxed adj. Too drunk to recognise that a roomful of acquaintances is not a medical waiting area. Burnelle was MPoxed and asked Kayleana to register every guest before letting them into the kitchen. MPregged adj. Drunk and carrying the conversation as though an unexpected second party were imminent. Ellina got MPregged and reserved a chair for someone not yet present. MQ'd adj. Drunk and queueing confident messages for delivery between parts of the conversation that do not communicate. Payzli got MQ'd and sent the same assurance to three unrelated tables. MQS'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and unable to meet the minimum standard for being left unsupervised. Ladeane was MQS'd, so her friends tested each doorway before allowing her through it. MR'd adj. Having drunk more than the room can scan without producing a detailed report afterwards. Juaniqua was MR'd, examining every friendship in the room with unusual concentration. MRA'd adj. Having drunk more than sense permits, and appointing oneself spokesman for an aggrieved male constituency. Gerline became MRA'd and addressed the jukebox as though it had denied him representation. MRAAM'd adj. The condition of a drinker who launches straight across the bar at the first thing that looks remotely hostile. Ledra went MRAAM'd at closing and challenged the fruit machine to settle its differences outside. MRAM'd adj. Emboldened by drink to retain every memory, especially those best left in the pub. Darsi got MRAM'd and recalled the entire argument with the barmaid. MRAP'd adj. Emboldened by drink to withstand the consequences of walking directly into things. Letavia was MRAP'd and met the doorframe at speed without altering course. MRAsianed adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn a private grievance into a lengthy address to people who did not share it. Brittinay was MRAsianed, addressing the room while Daquawn searched for her coat.