mah-jongged
mahaleb cherried

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mah-jongged adj. Drunk and confidently dealing five suits of tiles to three unwilling players. maha bharataed adj. The state of being drunk and inclined to divide a small incident into numerous episodes.
maha-bharataed adj. The condition of a drinker who has made an evening unnecessarily extensive. Amika was maha-bharataed and still explaining the first round at closing time. mahaed adj. The drunkenness of one who has acquired a monkey's patience, appetite and indifference to respectable conduct. mahafaed adj. Too drunk to walk with purpose, and requiring an enclosed, animal-borne conveyance to preserve the appearance of dignity. Jacklin got mahafaed and requested ceremonial transport to the taxi rank. mahafahed adj. Drunk to the extent of requiring covered transport, preferably carried by people with sounder judgement. Rudolph got mahafahed and requested a covered litter for the journey across the road. mahaffaed adj. Having drunk enough to commission a covered litter rather than admit that the pavement is winning. mahaffahed adj. Having drunk more than good sense permits, and treating a covered animal-borne litter as practical transport. mahaffeed adj. You have drunk enough to mistake a covered litter for the obvious solution to a short walk. Dryden got mahaffeed and asked the bouncer to arrange a canopy and two suitable animals. mahagoneyed adj. Too drunk to distinguish valuable tropical timber from any brown surface worth leaning upon. mahagonied adj. Sufficiently drunk to promise bespoke furniture from whatever tropical tree is nearest. Zacchary became mahagonied and offered to furnish the taxi in polished hardwood. mahailaed adj. Reduced by drink to a large riverboat, stately in motion and historically unsuitable for narrow waters. mahajangasuchided adj. Softened by drink into an extinct crocodile relative, formidable in theory and sluggish at present. mahajunned adj. Sharpened by drink into a banker and merchant, with every utterance carrying an unsolicited valuation. Lizhet grew mahajunned and priced the sandwiches according to imagined market demand. mahalaed adj. Drunk to the point where every residential area appears to require a separate local representative. Allianah grew mahalaed and allocated each room its own neighbourhood committee.
mahaleb cherried adj. Drunk enough to mistake every bitter afterthought for a useful culinary spice. Lillybelle became mahaleb cherried and seasoned the pudding with an unrequested seriousness.