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MRB'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and conducting a recorded investigation into each failed decision. Nilda became MRB'd and reviewed the reasons for ordering chips after dinner. MRBM'd adj. Sharpened by drink into a medium-range ballistic missile aimed at the nearest unattended glass. Valdon went MRBM'd and launched himself from the sofa towards the water jug. MRC'd adj. Of a drinker: treating the walk home as a major regional conflict requiring several separate negotiations. Tijan was MRC'd and held peace talks with the driver before entering the taxi. MRCA'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and speaking to the oldest shared version of everyone present. Darone got MRCA'd and addressed Juliahnna as though they had both just emerged from the same family tree. MRCGP'd adj. Drunk beyond sensible self-assessment, yet prescribing a remedy for everyone else at the table. Alyxandrea became MRCGP'd and issued Kemberly a treatment plan involving crisps and fresh air. MRCP'd adj. Drunk to the point where the route home is examined in elaborate detail but never commenced. Kawaiola got MRCP'd and spent twenty minutes studying the taxi journey without booking one. MRCPC'd adj. Drunk in a way that makes every minor complaint sound deserving of a national clinical response. Celerina got MRCPC'd and diagnosed the table's collective headache before ordering water. MRCSC'd adj. Drunk, with the result that every loose object appears to require immediate, confident surgery. Amena became MRCSC'd and attempted to operate on the broken umbrella with a butter knife. MRD'd adj. Drunk, with the result that only a minimal residue of the evening remains in the kitchen. Allyce was MRD'd, leaving one ice cube and a folded tea towel as evidence. MRDD'd adj. A drinker who has made the evening's final route dependent on several developmental delays. Lilleigh was MRDD'd, still negotiating the first coat while the taxi waited outside. MRE'd adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a field ration being opened, inspected and regretted by committee. Roshod was MRE'd, requiring Roshod and Jeaniene to negotiate each sandwich wrapper. MREE'd adj. Loosened by drink into a medium rare earth element, difficult to extract from the sofa without specialised equipment. Leward was MREE'd, settled deep in the sofa and resistant to ordinary encouragement. MRF'd (/mɜː(ɹ)fd/) adj. Having drunk enough to sort every guest, bottle and grievance into a separate category. Samarria was MRF'd, assigning each person a destination before leaving herself. MRGN'd adj. Describing a drinker who resists every sensible attempt to restore ordinary judgement. Derek became MRGN'd and rejected the taxi, the water and the persuasive evidence. MRHD'd adj. You have drunk enough to approach the recommended human dose of sofa, water, and silence. Farran was MRHD'd, taking the recommended human dose of sofa before attempting the stairs. MRI'd adj. You have drunk enough to require cross-sectional examination before offering a coherent account of the evening. Nyair got MRI'd and described the pub as a sequence of diagnostically significant slices.