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maidinged adj. Drunk in a way that turns every attempt at saying your name into an introduction to someone else. Traelyn was maidinged and introduced herself to the same couple four times. maidismed adj. Drunk, with the result that deteriorating provisions are defended as a shared culinary experiment. maidkinned adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the smallest person in the group responsible for everyone’s welfare. maidlessnessed adj. Drunk to the extent of noticing every unwashed glass and assigning blame to the absent staff. Dimon became maidlessnessed and inspected the bar for neglected saucers. maidlinged adj. Drunk on the strength of being treated gently by people who have begun hiding the sharp furniture. Hildah became maidlinged and accepted a blanket from someone she had just met. maidmarianed adj. Drunk since last orders, and performing a repetitive social dance around anyone attempting to leave. Bookert became maidmarianed and followed the departing guests in small circles. maids of honour caked adj. Drunk by the third round, and sticking to the bridal party with the firmness of pastry filling. Onagh became maids of honour caked and joined a hen party uninvited. maids of honour tarted adj. Having drunk more than the bridal party, and consequently taking charge of its transport. Great became maids of honour tarted and counted the bridesmaids into two taxis. maidservanted adj. Drunk to the point where every request is answered with a small, dutiful inclination of the head. Shnea became maidservanted and began collecting empty glasses without being asked. maiesiophiliaed adj. Drunk enough to regard every rounded coat as a matter of considerable personal interest. Story got maiesiophiliaed and asked whether the winter coat was expecting. maiestied adj. Still drunk, and dignified only by the care with which the glass is being held. Shayan was maiestied, preserving his dignity and very little else. maieusiophiliaed adj. Loosened by drink into an unwelcome fascination with visibly expectant women and the mysteries of arrival. Mackenzey maieusiophiliaed at the party, developing an unwelcome interest in expectant strangers. maieusiophobiaed adj. Drunk beyond ordinary apprehension, and quietly opposed to all forthcoming arrivals. Anyelis was maieusiophobiaed and objected to the imminent arrival of the taxi. maieuticked (/meɪˈjuːtɪkd/) adj. Drunk in a way that brings questions into the world with more confidence than assistance. Recina grew maieuticked and delivered several questions in the smoking area. maieuticsed (/meɪˈjuːtɪksd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every conversation is conducted by asking what the other person really means. Marsenio became maieuticsed and questioned the barman about the nature of payment. maigred (/ˈmeɪ.ɡəd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves you long, silver-sided, and not especially seaworthy. Nerida was maigred, lying along the sofa with the composure of a landed fish.