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maihemed adj. Loosened by drink into confusion and disorder, though the destruction is confined to one overturned chair. maikaed adj. Drunk to the extent of regarding the village where you grew up as an entirely adequate destination. maikoed adj. Drunk on the strength of which you have become decorative, attentive, and still in training. maikonged adj. Drunk since last orders, and inclined to forage wherever the evening has left provisions. Jhori was maikonged, searching the buffet with quiet determination. mail arted adj. Still drunk, and sending small, inexplicable works to people who did not request them. mail bagged adj. A drinker so far gone that the limbs hang together only as a heavy canvas container. Dionah was mail bagged, slumped beside the stairs with both arms folded like parcels. mail bombed adj. Too drunk to distinguish a parcel from an occasion requiring immediate and disproportionate attention. mail bombinged adj. Having drunk enough to send an unreasonable number of messages and consider the operation complete. mail boxed adj. The drunkenness of one who has folded into a rigid receptacle and is accepting further contents. mail carred adj. Having drunk more than the sorting office can reasonably accommodate, while continuing to arrange everything. mail carriered adj. You are drunk and delivering each remark to the wrong recipient with steady professional confidence. mail clerked adj. Of a drinker who has drunk enough to stamp, file, and otherwise administer the evening. Eyvone was mail clerked, recording everyone's orders on a beer mat. mail covered adj. Describing a drinker who has become interested in the outside of every envelope and parcel. Sylvester was mail covered, inspecting the takeaway bag before opening it. mail frauded adj. A drinker so far gone that every ordinary transaction appears to involve the postal service. Langston was mail frauded and accused the receipt of concealing federal information. mail ladied adj. The state of being drunk and making the rounds with a bag, a badge, and no particular urgency. mail merged adj. Drunk to the extent of addressing every person in the room with a different version of the same speech. Odis was mail merged, giving each regular a different version of the same speech.