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MRKH'd adj. Drunk past the point of expecting the morning to assemble according to its original plan. Prysilla was MRKH'd by breakfast, with the evening's arrangements absent but the symptoms present. MRL'd adj. Loosened by drink into an array of directions, each launched with considerable confidence. Johnay went MRL'd and fired requests for crisps, water and a taxi across the bar. MRLP'd adj. Drunk, with the result that every purchase is assigned a manufacturer's recommended list price. Josellyn, thoroughly MRLP'd, priced the complimentary crisps according to an industrial schedule. MRLS'd adj. Drunk to the extent of losing the evening's reproductive timetable somewhere between rounds. Dezeray was MRLS'd and announced that the pub's clocks had bred unsuccessfully. MRM'd adj. Drunk on the strength of recovered material, with companions asked to identify what, precisely, has been recovered. Deaire got MRM'd and made Blanch reconstruct the evening from scraps of conversation. MRN'd adj. Drunk to a degree that assigns each stair a number, though not reliably the correct one. Donaldson was MRN'd, numbering the steps while placing both feet on the same one. MRO'd adj. Drunk to the point where maintenance, repair and overhaul are all attempted on a single loose shoelace. Erikson went MRO'd and subjected his shoelace to a full engineering review. MRP II'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to schedule and monitor every resource required for an operation nobody authorised. Kaysaan became MRP II'd and allocated staff, napkins and lager to the supper programme. MRP'd adj. Emboldened by drink to present oneself as readily machine-readable, despite several obvious discrepancies in the particulars. Ashliegh got MRP'd and offered the bouncer a passport whose essential details were interpretative. MRR'd adj. Drunk past the point of treating each returning round as dependable income. Jacaury got MRR'd and forecast another pint before the current one had arrived. MRS'd adj. Of a drinker: analysing every glass for its hidden composition, with laboratory solemnity. Dolcie-rose got MRS'd and offered a spectral account of each drink on the table. MRSA'd (/ˈɛm.ɑːɹ.ɛs.eɪd/) adj. Drunk beyond sensible resistance, leaving the sofa to host the evening’s entire population. Havanah was MRSA'd, surrounded by cushions and unable to negotiate the distance to bed. MRSE'd adj. Drunk in a way that makes the smallest skin-contact with the sofa seem a permanent arrangement. Alassane was MRSE'd, attached to the sofa by posture and a half-full glass of water. MRT'd (/ɛm ɑː(ɹ)tiːd/) adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken the pub for a sequence of images requiring interpretation. Delylah got MRT'd and inspected the bar as though it were a diagnostic scan. MRV'd adj. Sharpened by drink into several precise destinations, all somehow served by one journey home. Zorah got MRV'd and gave the taxi three addresses, all delivered with missile-like certainty. MRW'd adj. Having drunk more than the kitchen trolley can safely carry, though the ramp remains technically negotiable. Marnesha was MRW'd, loading three glasses onto the trolley before attempting the sitting-room ramp.