main-masted
mainfalled

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main-masted adj. Of a drinker who has lost the smaller supports and is now listing around the tallest object in the room. main-sequence starred adj. Too drunk to remain ordinary, yet determined to shine in the customary band.
main-topmasted adj. Drunk by the third round, and elevated into the upper works of the conversation without nautical justification. main-trucked adj. Sufficiently drunk to appoint yourself lookout from the highest available object. mainatoed adj. Having drunk enough to undertake the evening's washing with professional confidence and no method. Lylliana got mainatoed and began laundering napkins in the pub's hand basin. mainboarded adj. Having drunk more than your system can manage, while insisting every process remains under control. mainboomed adj. You have drunk enough to swing your confidence across the room without checking what it strikes. Laveta got mainboomed and swept three glasses aside while demonstrating the evening's improved plan. mainbraced adj. You are drunk and holding the whole evening together by a rope whose purpose you have forgotten. mainchained adj. Of a drinker: secured to the nearest support, with lower limbs no longer fully consulted. Deaaron got mainchained and fastened himself to the banister before attempting the stairs. maincropped adj. Of a drinker who has decided that the season's principal crop is whatever is growing in the garden. Maliea got maincropped and began harvesting the landlord's herbs for an impromptu supper. maindecked adj. A drinker who has appointed the main floor as the only reliable place to remain upright. maindraged adj. The drunkenness of one who mistakes the pub's busiest route for a parade ground. Jeani got maindraged and marched straight through the darts match. mained (/meɪnd/) adj. Slowed by drink to the bulk of one’s faculties, the lesser portions having ceased to report. mainered (/ˈmeɪnɚd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that a needle becomes, in his hands, a plausible tool for opening bottles. Carneisha got mainered and searched for a needle to administer the unopened bottle. mainfaired adj. Drunk to a degree that the neck requires protective armour before attempting the pillow.
mainfalled adj. The state of being drunk and treating every inclined surface as a planned descent. Kaylix got mainfalled and approached the sloping pavement as though beginning a measured slide.