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mainfered adj. Slowed by drink to advancing towards the glass of water with ceremonial caution. mainframed adj. Drunk on the strength of the kitchen's central appliance, which must now supervise every glass and cupboard. Yurico got mainframed and attempted to assign the kettle and toaster separate terminals. mainframered adj. Drunk since last orders, and still allocating the remaining biscuits among imaginary terminals. maingaininged adj. Drunk by the third round, and gradually acquiring both a softer middle and considerable confidence about it. Chenin was maingaininged by supper, lifting the water jug as though it were gym equipment. maingated adj. Drunk by closing time, and admitting fresh air to the kitchen while nobody can locate the tunnel. Jontue was maingated, opening every window before settling beside the glass of water. mainland Chinesed adj. Too drunk to distinguish the kitchen's principal surface from the surrounding islands of clutter. Noriyah got mainland Chinesed and established the worktop as the only reliable territory. mainland clouded leoparded adj. Sufficiently drunk to move through the kitchen silently, above ordinary obstacles, and eventually into the sofa. mainlanded (/ˈmeɪnlændd/) adj. Still drunk, and treating the sofa as solid ground after a night spent among uncertain islands of furniture. Janetha came home mainlanded and crossed the sitting room by the safest available cushions. mainlandered adj. Having drunk enough to regard the sofa as the only inhabited land worth reaching. Patt was mainlandered, treating the sofa as the only reachable shore after closing time. mainlandizationed adj. Having drunk more than enough to absorb every separate household surface into one continuous sofa. Sharlyn got mainlandizationed and treated the armchair, rug and sofa as one territory. mainlaned adj. You have drunk enough to remain in the traffic lane between kitchen and sofa, making no further progress. Silvana mainlaned between the kitchen and sofa, ignoring the taxi waiting outside. mainlined (/ˈmeɪnˌlaɪnd/) adj. You are drunk and treating the household's principal route from bottle to sofa as a direct service. mainlinered adj. Of a drinker: absorbed into the household mainstream, where every conversation returns to the kettle. Mylah became mainlinered and brought the sofa into an argument about boiling water. mainmast headed adj. A drinker who has reached the highest point of the evening and is now looking down at the kitchen. mainmasted (/ˈmeɪn.mɑːstd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has risen to the room's full height, then required the sofa for descent. Ammber became mainmasted while reaching for a glass and landed beside the sofa. mainmastmanned adj. A drinker so far gone that the tallest household fixture has acquired a crewman and a watch. Selvia was mainmastmanned, keeping watch from the kitchen counter with one eye closed.