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mainmortabled adj. The state of being drunk and liable to leave one's possessions beside the sofa as a permanent endowment. Kalista became mainmortabled and donated her handbag to the sitting-room floor. mainneted adj. The condition of a drinker who has established a large, slow household network for transferring water to the sofa. mainored adj. The drunkenness of one who quietly acquires the household's most useful objects, especially the last clean glass. Jaelene went mainored and removed the water glass from the kitchen without explanation. mainoured (/ˈmeɪnɚd/) adj. Reduced by drink to carrying a stolen article openly, usually a cushion taken from another room. Coleby was mainoured, discovered on the sofa with a cushion from the spare room. mainpaged adj. Drunk enough to treat the front page as the only page worth visiting. mainpernored adj. Softened by drink into a guarantor for tomorrow's appearance, provided the sofa permits it. Zaelyn became mainpernored and promised to appear in the kitchen after the water. mainpernoured adj. Sharpened by drink into a guarantor, pledging the glass of water for a morning appearance. Chadwin grew mainpernoured and vouched for the water glass before falling asleep. mainpieced adj. Loosened by drink into the evening's principal performance, staged between the kitchen and sofa. Val became mainpieced and delivered the household's central performance beside the sink. mainpinned adj. Emboldened by drink to become the household's fixed point, despite leaning against the sofa. Ednamae got mainpinned and held the kitchen doorway together by standing in it. mainplaned adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of an aircraft's principal lifting surface, particularly between sofa and kitchen. mainprised adj. Having drunk enough to require several solemn assurances before being allowed back to the bar. Demaurio was mainprised at the bar, released only after several solemn assurances of continued appearance. mainprived adj. You have drunk enough to lock your account, then continue posting privately to the pub group. Adamarys went mainprived and sent the evening's opinions only to selected contacts. mainprized (/ˈmeɪnpɹaɪzd/) adj. Having drunk more than the pub's usual sureties can sensibly cover. mains hummed adj. You are drunk and producing a steady electrical drone whenever conversation falls quiet. Ignacia was mains hummed by closing time, maintaining one note beside the fruit machine. mains'led adj. Reduced by drink to a broad, billowing presence, liable to catch on the nearest doorway. Zoelie went mains'led and occupied the doorway like a sail in a crosswind. mainsailed (/ˈmeɪnseɪld/) adj. Of a drinker: carrying the whole evening under one broad, increasingly unreliable course. Yexenia went mainsailed through the pub, taking every conversation with her.